So. This Bitch.

I adore this but the last one just sounds like a fancy way to say that they had Evil Old Man Yaoi Hate Sex

"therapy" and its just hua cheng nuzzling into the space between his husbands neck and shoulder.

"therapy" and its just xie lian being embraced by the strong arms of his husband.

"therapy" and its just mu qing gliding his fingers across feng xin's defined muscles.

"therapy" and its just feng xin looking at mu qing in the sunlight.

"therapy" and its just shi qingxuan brushing his fingers through he xuan's hair.

"therapy" and its just he xuan having privacy and silence while with shi qingxuan.

"therapy" and its just mei nianqing and jun wu fighting which results in physical love.

Babies and their first spring 🌸🪻

This is the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day thanks OP.

Now I’m just imagining him with his qiankun pouch (how tf do you spell that) pulling out increasingly ridiculous objects. “A spoonful of chili oil makes the boring lan food go down”. He would know, he has seven jars of it in that weird pouch.

This came to me in a prophecy

Wwx is somewhat of a mary Poppins to the juniors.

No i will not elaborate

The Hero letting the villain infodump about their newest evil tech before the fight (tactically useful and also being polite)

concept: a villain with adhd, and a hero with autism. They hate each other but also are very accommodating.

Hi! This is canon now. MXTX can fight me personally on it if she disagrees. That’s all!

MoShenShang Brainrot Memes:

shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.

meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that

he xuan post black water arc:

concept: a villain with adhd, and a hero with autism. They hate each other but also are very accommodating.

Qinghua cuddles solve EVERYTHING.

SQQ would hate Dorian gray he’d read “every piece of writing and character within is secretly a reflection of the author’s soul” and go through all five stages of grief plus two he invented