Mobei-jun, Who Always Has Nice Things To Say About Shang Qinghua’s Writing (mostly Because He Has No

doodle I did for my friend. Father forgive me, I have given a twink a fat ass.

(fengqing 🏹⚔️)

donghua fq are like this to me

Y’know I give Hua Cheng a lot of shit for being a simplord like I don’t talk about Xie Lian being just as bad enough.

Like you know this guy cannot go ten minutes without mentioning his husband. He is the most annoying wife guy in a twenty mile radius. Hua Cheng can do no wrong in his eyes. He could bite of Feng Xins finger because he thought it was funny and Xie Lian will fully tell Feng Xin he shouldn’t have antagonised someone more powerful than him.

Hua Cheng could show up at the door to Puqi Shrine menacingly standing at his 6’4 self covered in blood and Xie Lian would just be like “Oh my poor sweet San Lang, was today a bad day let me make you some soup and get you cleaned up.”

Like he is living his Mafia AU Mob Wife Fantasy and we all need to support him in that.

I’ve said this before but you read tgcf and you are like aww Xie Lian saved baby Hong Hong’er and it’s so sweet Hua Cheng fell in love with him and searched for him and gets protective over him. He’s so chivalrous truly a knight in bells booted armour.

Until you read the rest of the books and you realise that Hua Cheng is in fact not acting out of chivalry and must have been going out of his mind for 800 years because every time he and Xie Lian interacted he saw Xie Lian being in a situation and his go to plan was to basically always push the self destruct button and for extra measure throw himself on the chopping block in literal seconds.

Like all his over protectiveness isn’t so much about making Xie Lian a damsel in distress as it is instead a parent taking away all choking hazards and baby proofing the locks except the baby knows martial arts and could kill a man just by twitching his elbow yet he continues to use himself as target practise.

SQQ would hate Dorian gray he’d read “every piece of writing and character within is secretly a reflection of the author’s soul” and go through all five stages of grief plus two he invented

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Mobei-jun wanted EVERYONE to know who SQH was married to. The next cultivation conference featured a LOT of cultivators falling out of their chairs. Shang Qinghua is just glad he finally seems to be getting some respect. He is unaware of his newfound harem.

average moshenshang exchange: Shen Qingqiu: do you literally have zero care for bro code???? Shang Qinghua: SORRY BRO I ONLY KNOW HTML AND SOME BASIC PYTHON Mobei-Jun: qinghua,,,, can talk to snakes?????? 

Waking up after a surprise body swap? Not very demure, not very mindful. (Au explanation if confused)

SUNFLOWER RANT :pp bc I feel like it

imo sunflower is one of the least toxic Omori ships, NOW BEFORE YALL ATTACK ME‼️ ppl always say their biggest problem is co-dependency, which I think becomes less of a problem after the good/true ending, yk with therapy and them being able to keep in touch and talk abt things. Another thing ppl say is how basil stabbed Sunny’s eye and yea, thats obviously a bad thing, but based on the secret ending Sunny seemed to have forgiven basil already. Basil wasn’t trying to hurt Sunny, he was trying to protect Sunny from “something” and missed, Sunny knew Basil’s intentions weren’t malicious. Also a problem I have with suntan is Sunny and kel were almost bothers, like- Mari and hero were DEFINITELY gonna get married, and I Js feel like it would’ve been weird, also personally the ship is kinda toxic, like it’s basically just kel comforting Sunny I feel, and idk but that’s Js sad to me🙁 so yes sunflower is my favorite silly little Omori ship, I love these silly gays:33

oh also this tweet from omocat’s official twitter acc: