CONCEPT: Mobei Jun Still Not Completely Getting The Concept Of Transmigration And Thinking It Makes Them

Oh my, thank you so much! 😂 So happy to spread some joy!

Art by the wonderful XxMiserySmilesxX for the calamitous beauty wwx AU! Featuring a blissful Lan Wangji who broke his legs because he was too busy staring at his future husband to watch where he was going, plus soon-to-be Lan-furen Wei Wuxian. 🤣

Hi! This is canon now. MXTX can fight me personally on it if she disagrees. That’s all!

MoShenShang Brainrot Memes:

shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.

meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that

Poor teen Lan Zhan....

Never stood a chance.

Pre transmigration cumplane where:

Shen Yuan is an avid cosplayer because hell, he's got money and time to burn and he's got a hyperfixation, abeit a bit questionable.

Airplane who sometimes goes to fan events and cons undercover to spy on what fans are saying and brainstorm ideas for new chapters, and since no one knows what he looks like he can get away with it. (He based LBH off himself so.. revealing that would be embarassing)

Now imagine, SY knows he can pull off Shen Qingqiu best because he looks a bit like him and screw him, he likes the scholarly look, it looks good on his slight frame. Airplane on the other hand, is built like LBH, dorito waist and all, curly hair that goes past his shoulder and the prettiest (pathetic crybaby) brown eyes to ever brown eye.

Airplane is listening into a heated group discussion when the speaker turns around and bumps into him. "You're hot." Airplane says panicking because holy fuck. Shen Yuan looks exactly how airplane envisioned SQQ, there's even a mean glint to his eyes, the posture is ridiculously perfect. Mean scholarly teachers is ver much his type. Besides mobie jun.

"I like your take on Binghe-" Shen Yuan responds because goddamn, that's clearly a Luo Binghe cosplayer and in modern clothes too??????? Clothes that cling to his figure? Good shit.

Cut to them fucking nasty style before exchanging socials. Real ones and not the accounts they use for PIDW stuff. Nope. Not doing that because they both got embarrassing fandom/authorship secrets to keep.

Nie Huaisang

Ugh, I HATE this. I NEVER know which wine to get. Which wine pairs with sunflower seeds, millet, corn, dandelion greens, grass, AND worms?!? I wish they just TOLD me red, white, or rosé. I'm definitely tweeting about this later.

#bird #birds #birdseed #birdfood #food #wine #winepairings #Friday #funny #humor

Shen Qingqiu is elegant in the way a cat is elegant in that if you see him from a distance it’s a majestic mysterious creature but then you look away and he’s hurled himself into the nearest trash bin and is yowling his head off

day 1 of moshensgang week!

the theme is firsts :D

@xxmiserysmilesxx :D

love this guy. the denial man

3 MORE TO GO.

spare 14 please :')

Moshenshang babytrap au

imagine Mobei-jun and Shen Qingqiu end up out drinking together, and eventually SQQ gets drunk enough that he breaks and goes on a tirade about how much he likes Shang Qinghua and all the great things about him. Mobei-jun is just like “vry understandable finally someone sees the vision. Wanna babytrap him.”

Somehow, they work out a plan for this, but they’re both terrible at flirting that all their plans to get Qinghua to sleep with them for babytrapping purposes are just awful. neither has any clue what foreplay is or flirting is. They’re too hot and autistic for it. So sqh is ends up confused and a little scared.

But how do you improve a skill? Practise, obviously. So, reluctantly, MBJ and SQQ begin practising… with each other. SQH somehow learns and is like “oh well im happy for you!”, and that’s when they panic, bc “NO THIS ISNT- WE WANT YOU CARNALLY THIS WAS PART OF THE PLAN” “WAIT. PLAN?!?!?!” “Qingqiu is pregnant.” “WHAT.”

Everyone is shocked. Mostly Shen Qingqiu. But also the maid who was passing by and is extremely confused. Either way, this pregnancy is clearly SQH’s fault. And since he created the world, he’s basically the father, so he should take responsibility. As should MBJ, of course. Wouldn’t it be a shame if they all had to get married because of this? Such a damn shame…. (Cut to Moshen high-fiving under the table)

An AU where when Shen Yuan died, it created two separate timelines - one where he transmigrated and went through the canon SVSSS events, and one where he survived (along with SQH) and lived on… now they somehow have found out about the other!

(Part 2)