Xxmiserysmilesxx - Possum With A Pencil

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Moshenshang babytrap au

imagine Mobei-jun and Shen Qingqiu end up out drinking together, and eventually SQQ gets drunk enough that he breaks and goes on a tirade about how much he likes Shang Qinghua and all the great things about him. Mobei-jun is just like “vry understandable finally someone sees the vision. Wanna babytrap him.”

Somehow, they work out a plan for this, but they’re both terrible at flirting that all their plans to get Qinghua to sleep with them for babytrapping purposes are just awful. neither has any clue what foreplay is or flirting is. They’re too hot and autistic for it. So sqh is ends up confused and a little scared.

But how do you improve a skill? Practise, obviously. So, reluctantly, MBJ and SQQ begin practising… with each other. SQH somehow learns and is like “oh well im happy for you!”, and that’s when they panic, bc “NO THIS ISNT- WE WANT YOU CARNALLY THIS WAS PART OF THE PLAN” “WAIT. PLAN?!?!?!” “Qingqiu is pregnant.” “WHAT.”

Everyone is shocked. Mostly Shen Qingqiu. But also the maid who was passing by and is extremely confused. Either way, this pregnancy is clearly SQH’s fault. And since he created the world, he’s basically the father, so he should take responsibility. As should MBJ, of course. Wouldn’t it be a shame if they all had to get married because of this? Such a damn shame…. (Cut to Moshen high-fiving under the table)

that scene where lxc is like "wangji why are you still here?" and lwj goes "xiongzhang is here, naturally i am also here" and lxc is like "why don't you go talk to your friend wei-gongzi? :)" makes me believe that in a modern AU lxc would want to go with his friends to the movies but shufu would tell him to take lwj with him, so it's now teenage 3zun trying to have a have a nice hang out while being followed by the most miserable 10 year old you've ever seen

MDZS au where Wangxian were actual bunnies the whole time. Like. They still did everything in canon. They were just also rabbits.

people see Jiang Cheng shouting at someone about their war crimes against humanity and also several other species of monsters and just see the target of his Mommy Issues Sponsored Rage Hours is just.

I spent so long trying to figure out which was Lan Wangji and which was Wei Wuxian I forgot actual rabbits exist

run, recline, rest.

Lan Wangji: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Wei Ying!  *Neither of them die*  Wei Wuxian: …  Lan Wangji: …  Wei Wuxian: So do you wanna talk about somethi-  Lan Wangji: No thank you.

It's funny that in mdzs x sanrio collab LWJ is paired with Cinnamoroll

AAAAA THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!

day 3 of moshenshang week!

theme was genderswap!

hiya @xxmiserysmilesxx :3

obvious by now probably, but i am not posting these everyday, i barely have the time to draw as is! uni smh

no text version under cut!

the girls ... i keep drawing cumplane drinking together lmao

also mbj is doing her best to seduce them by just standing there trust. she's really trying

I imagine this right

Mxtx's couples coming in boxes together and they read the next:

Bingqiu: Please do not separate, one Will cry and the other will get mean

Moshang: Please do not separate, one will get anxious without it's support human and the other will kill you

Wangxian: Please do not separate, they're in their best behavior around each other (Alternatively, One will get sad and one will kill you)

Hualian: Please do not try to separate, they will bite if attempts are made

trying to figure out how to draw the gang in my style