RAHHHHHHHH GET HIM OUT OF HERE

I LOVE THIS SILLYYY

Appreciation post for

Ryunosuke “Everybody’s Baby” Naruhodo

Short, scrawny young Japanese man with the appearance and demeanor of a frightened baby deer learning how to walk — mystifies and captivates all who fall victim to the charm of his doe eyed gaze and stumbling to maintain composure or any semblance of confidence.

He is cool without being cool. He’s awkward and clumsy but smart and brave, gentle and calm but rash and indecisive, good at a lot of things and bad at a lot of others. He’s sarcastic and snippy and kind of a bitch but fiercely dedicated to his friends and terrified of disappointing them. And, whether to his uncomfortable ire or his deep personal satisfaction (I like to think he’s maybe a bit of an accidental slut), probably a touch of both, most of these friends have effortlessly fallen in love with him. They desire him. They’re always looking at him like they want to eat him.

The man is an enigma, a paradox. He’s a good boy and a badass. He’s cocky and self deprecating. He’s strong and fearful. He’s cute and he’s punchable. He’s sweet and salty. He is a nobody and he is the GOAT.

Ryunosuke Naruhodo is one of the best written characters in the Ace Attorney franchise. We know so little about him, and yet we feel like we know him.

Everyone loves this weird little guy and he can try to feign ignorance but damn it, he KNOWS IT TOO.

He’s babygirl af. And I hope there’s other people who appreciate him as much as I do. 🖤

Update: someone said “Mr Naruwhoredo” and it made everything so much better

IS THAT HYPERPIGMENTATION 😱😱

Happy late mari bday

KUNST IST MEIN LIEBLINGSFACH 🗣️‼️🔥‼️‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️

2025 is our year‼️‼️ 2025 FUR HALLO AUS BERLIN LONG LIVE

DAILY ANZU DAY 9 ^_^ ANZU'S JOKE OF THE DAY!!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger...

And then it hit me

SEE YOU TOMORROW!!

[DAY 57]

CARRR :D

😛

In honor of this new phenomenon of shipping Keiji with himself I wrote a song

How blonde can I be?

I found some cheap hair bleach waha that’s lucky

How blonde can I be?

Came out a little bright but it looks good to me

How blonde can I be?

Some people make comments which are kinda mean.

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

Well there’s my horrible dark secret.

That I don’t really wanna let you know.

About when I was a policeman

Which I still am just so you know.

But if you make it through the main game

And I make it through the main game

And we are in one piece

Then I’ll tell you who I respect

Then I’ll tell you who I respect

That is not me dodging, nope nope nope nope nope nope

I’m just saying

How blonde can I be?

Just letting you know that I am police

How blonde can I be?

All cops are bastards though, including me

How blonde can I be?

Wahaha Sara, I’m ‘hip’ you see?

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

There’s the horrifying visions

That haunt me but anyhow

Think we’re gonna have a problem

Cause you’re having those visions now

Shouldn’t have made you the leader

Shouldn’t have made you the leader

Wahaha honest mistake?

Well it seems you forgot your best friend now

So we’ll sweep that under the rug.

Woohoo repression

Wahahaha

Okie dokie

Stuck in a coffin and I want a pillow while I wait for rescue

How blonde can I be?

Don’t make me hold a gun I have ptsd

How blonde can I be?

So Gin are you a cat or some kinda puppy?

How blonde can I be?

Hey I found this song from the Lorax movie-

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

I’ve got more bleach to be buying.

How blonde can I be?

And Sou’s in the corner lying.

How blonde can I be?

And I left Megumi dying.

How blonde can I be?

Which was not so gratifying.

How blonde can I possibly be?

(Yes I listened to How Bad Can I Be multiple times to make this. I’m so sorry to put it in your inbox.)

this was the worst thing i've ever had to read in my life. i love it thank you

Almost scared me there😱😰

Day 239: there will be NO kanna kizuchi today or EVER AGAIN because daily-dose-of-bucket is SHUTTING DOWN.....FOREVER......!!!!!!!!!!!

...Heh. April Fool.!

Kanna eating a big cookie

So real 💔

i need to kiss herlock