In Honor Of This New Phenomenon Of Shipping Keiji With Himself I Wrote A Song

In honor of this new phenomenon of shipping Keiji with himself I wrote a song

How blonde can I be?

I found some cheap hair bleach waha that’s lucky

How blonde can I be?

Came out a little bright but it looks good to me

How blonde can I be?

Some people make comments which are kinda mean.

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

Well there’s my horrible dark secret.

That I don’t really wanna let you know.

About when I was a policeman

Which I still am just so you know.

But if you make it through the main game

And I make it through the main game

And we are in one piece

Then I’ll tell you who I respect

That is not me dodging, nope nope nope nope nope nope

I’m just saying

How blonde can I be?

Just letting you know that I am police

How blonde can I be?

All cops are bastards though, including me

How blonde can I be?

Wahaha Sara, I’m ‘hip’ you see?

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

There’s the horrifying visions

That haunt me but anyhow

Think we’re gonna have a problem

Cause you’re having those visions now

Shouldn’t have made you the leader

Wahaha honest mistake?

Well it seems you forgot your best friend now

So we’ll sweep that under the rug.

Woohoo repression

Wahahaha

Okie dokie

Stuck in a coffin and I want a pillow while I wait for rescue

How blonde can I be?

Don’t make me hold a gun I have ptsd

How blonde can I be?

So Gin are you a cat or some kinda puppy?

How blonde can I be?

Hey I found this song from the Lorax movie-

How blonde can I be?

How blonde can I possibly be?

I’ve got more bleach to be buying.

How blonde can I be?

And Sou’s in the corner lying.

How blonde can I be?

And I left Megumi dying.

How blonde can I be?

Which was not so gratifying.

How blonde can I possibly be?

(Yes I listened to How Bad Can I Be multiple times to make this. I’m so sorry to put it in your inbox.)

this was the worst thing i've ever had to read in my life. i love it thank you

HomuMiko Week 2025 Themes!

Here are our themes for #Homumiko Week 2025! Please be sure to tag us at @hmmkweek2025 or tag your works with #hmmkweek2025. If the content is NSFW please be sure to use the #NSFWhmmk2025 hashtag instead. The event will run from May 25-31. A very special thank you to @derpyquag for the lovely chibi art!! 5/25 | Dancing/Culture 5/26 | Voyages/Distance 5/27 | AU/ACD 5/28 | Secrets/Writing 5/29 | Family/Investigation 5/30 | Free Day 5/31 | Home/Retirement

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4 weeks ago

FEMKLAVIER 😱😱😱 WOWSERS MY TROUSERS😍😍😍😍

bah go my yuri attorneys

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1 month ago

SKETCHBOOKINGGG :D

Some drawings from my sketchbook presented as an 🖼️exhibition🖼️. Enjoy!! <3

I drew ⚖️Apollo Justice⚖️ and 💫Klavier Gavin💫 2gether bcuz LOOK AT THEM!!

THE BYRDE AND HER WIFEEE

MY BESTIE @artzy-ritz AND I AS FNF CHARACTERS

MY DASHLEY AND BUG AND A DECENT KAZUMA DRAWING

ASORYUU AND RAZZLY FROM CHRONO CROSS ^0^

Music Shuffle Tag Game!!!!!!!!!!!

Rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first 10 songs, then tag 10 friends!

Tagged by: @yikesforever thank you love!

Only Living Girl in LA - Halsey

n/A - Bring Me The Horizon

number one girl - ROSE

Unfair (Felix) - Stray Kids

toxic til the end - ROSE

limOusIne - Bring Me The Horizon ft AURORA

Railway (Bang Chan) - Stray Kids

DArkSide - Bring Me The Horizon

Life of a Spider (Darft) - Halsey

Bounce Back - Stray Kids

Really this is thejust songs from three albums I listen too while I play Sudoku...

I tag: @kingsunboo, @we-survive-endlessly, @category-five-autism-event, @witchycitrine, @giant-sized-dork, @becomethebooks, @stonedlittlewraithx, @strawberry707, @bambiiie, and @moonearthangel

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2 months ago

ahgjghjhgj..... women.... oughhhjghj,,..... I miss my wife.....

chubby girls.... skinny girls.... tall girls.... short girls... trans girls.... butch girls... femme girls.... I just love girls so muchhchjj...

AHGJHFGJFHGRJHGJ I feel like I'm gonna throw up... bc of GIRLS...... hjhgjrh...... I love them.....😭 i think I need a hug or somethin', exploding too much is bad for me...

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2 months ago

FIRST ANZUUU :D

Daily Anzu day 1! Today I offer 2 fellow Anzu fans...

KEMONOMIMI ANZU ^O^

I decided she would make a great quokka kemonomimi bcuz of her bubbly personality! It's a silly drawing I in less than an hour :O See you tomorrow!!

Daily Anzu Day 1! Today I Offer 2 Fellow Anzu Fans...

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7 months ago

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2 months ago

girls night