Im Sorry I Think I Was High On The Coho Hate Train And The I Hate People Who Hate On Acotar Train When

xo-fangirl-xo - 3am shower thoughts

im sorry i think i was high on the coho hate train and the i hate people who hate on acotar train when i wrote this.

I swear y’all acotar haters who compare sjm (who writes masterpieces) to Colleen fucking Hoover only read the first book. (Which is still a problem because the first book is still >>>>> anything coho can ever conjure in that tiny brain of hers)

And throne of glass!! like ok if y’all hate acotar cuz Rhys fucked in a war tent Rowaelin fucked on a beach I hope thats more acceptable for you. (no but fr tog is also a literal masterpiece. The ending of EoS???? KoA????? hello?)

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I Posted 75 Times In 2021

I posted 75 times in 2021

18 posts created (24%)

57 posts reblogged (76%)

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

ToG spoiler alert

I do not accept the fact that Aelin lost her powers forging the lock and banishing the Gods. As far as I’m concerned, Aelin still has her full powers. Humph. 

65 notes • Posted 2021-03-25 11:51:54 GMT

#4

Am I the only person that ships The Darkling with Alina?

68 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 16:58:39 GMT

#3

"Arobynn once told me that second place was just a nice name for first loser."

-Celaena Sardothien

75 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 17:06:34 GMT

#2

"She wasn't fated for anything. Not anymore. "

-Throne of Glass, Chapter 6

it hits differently when you're rereading

bye i'll just go sob in a corner y'all

127 notes • Posted 2021-06-21 02:21:32 GMT

#1

Friendly Reminder:

We all loved Maven at some point

179 notes • Posted 2021-06-09 10:20:34 GMT

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3 years ago
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AELIN ASHRYVER GALATHINIUS — THRONE OF GLASS

“Let’s go rattle the stars.”

3 years ago

Feyre: 🎶if you ever cared to ask🎶

Tamlin : 🎶well good for you, you look happy and healthy 🎶

Lucien : Tam, i'm begging you...

Tamlin : *throws a table at the wall* 🎶NOT ME🎶


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2 years ago

im practically a celebrity now!! i have my first "do you like home videos" ask 🥰🥹


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3 years ago

i honesly dont know what a dishwasher does. like do you stick dirty dishes inside and it washes it FOR you or does it DRY the dishes for you. cuz either way WHY do westerners hate doing the dishes?


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4 years ago

A thing I really loved about Dorian was that he understood. He understood, and told Chaol that he can't "pick and choose which parts of her [Aelin] to love." And I just get this. *moving from ToG to Shadow and Bone... But Mal... MAL. He only loves Alina when she wasn't being herself. When Alina had to suppress her powers, when Alina played nice. And because of Mal, Alina was SICK for like 7 years. But The Darkling... he understood, like Dorian. He did love Alina, I think, and he loved her wholly. Alina tried to deny it, the connection and the similarities with him, but Alina was really just holding back for Mal once again.

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thank you for attending my tedtalk and ship Darklina


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2 years ago

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2 years ago

this analysis >>>

The Book Of Breathings Foreshadowed Feysand, Nessian and Elriel

so we know the book of breathings spoke to the feyre in acomaf. but i never see anyone talking about what it said?!?!

“Hello, sweet thing. Hello, lady of night, princess of decay. Hello, fanged beast and trembling fawn. Love me, touch me, sing me.”

Lets analyse:

"hello sweet thing" - basically just cooing at feyre, it clearly likes her as it sung to her.

"lady of night" - "love me" - feyre

high lady of night court, love being a big thing she struggles with in acomaf, her growing love for rhys and her fading love for tamlin.

"princess of decay" - "touch me" - nesta

she's referred to as Lady Death, touch is how her and cassians relationship started, the whole just sex no emotion business.

"trembling fawn" - "sing me" - elain

is referred to as a fawn several times and described having doe eyes, including multiple times in contrast to azriel and his darkness. sing, well azriel is a shadowsinger but even if it meant literal singing, sjm did say we would possibly see azriel sing in future.

"fanged beast and trembling fawn" - what does that quote remind you of? ah yes "death and his lovely fawn"

the order in which the archerons are described also matches the order of their books!

BONUS - it also ties with the archerons being part fae theory!

basically that theory is that the archeron mother was part fae or had fae lineage. it makes sense to why she was so cold to her children, but loved their father - it was because he was her mate.

thats why she stayed in human lands, didn't tell about her fae lineage and is why she didn't love her children as much as her husband. she put her mate above all else. and the books did say the cauldron sometimes purely chooses mates based on who would make the strongest offspring. and who are three of the most powerful fae alive because they were made by the cauldron itself or all high lords? the archerons

the book of breathings is made of two halfs and could tie the fae and humans together by some human born sisters with fae lineage ;)

3 years ago

The walls pushed in on me. The quiet, the guards, the stares. What I’d seen at the Tithe today. “I’m drowning,” I managed to say. “I am drowning. And the more you do this, the more guards … You might as well be shoving my head under the water.” I cried out, instinct taking over as his power blasted through the room.”

The Walls Pushed In On Me. The Quiet, The Guards, The Stares. What I’d Seen At The Tithe Today. “I’m

“Does Tamlin? Does he ever ask you why you hurl your guts up every night, or why you can’t go into certain rooms or see certain colors?” “He locked you up because he knew—the bastard knew what a treasure you are. That you are worth more than land or gold or jewels. He knew, and wanted to keep you all to himself.”

The Walls Pushed In On Me. The Quiet, The Guards, The Stares. What I’d Seen At The Tithe Today. “I’m

“But I forgot to tell him,” I said quietly, opening the door, “that the villain is usually the person who locks up the maiden and throws away the key.” I shrugged. “He was the one who let me out.”

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