Not Entirely Sure What Tobias Was Conveying With That Mv But I Understood What Seems To Be The Main Theme

gay as fuck for patrick bateman to be writing MEAT and BONE all over his daily crossword

I think there needs to be more Swissrora content

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

it will never not be funny how speedwagon is described as having "fallen in love" with jonathan('s gentlemanly personality) in his ASBR character bio and it's never mentioned again

In Arthur's antagonize line to Dutch about "everyone's been seeing you and Hosea reading" of course implies everyone's been seeing them having sex but the bit about "it's not a good look" implies to me that Hosea is topping Dutch and Arthur thinks that it's not a good look because it might look Dutch weak? If that's so, yeah, Dutch is canonically bottom <3

HAPPY HOSEA FUCKS FRIDAY YA'LL!

The bastard child's child

Hi this is Clarissa, she is the bastard child of Secondo bc we all know he got kids somewhere the way he be fuckin....

Anyways

She's a lesbian man hater and she like really doesn't wanna be Papa but she likes when people treat her like royalty. Sister Imperator hates her and Nihil is just happy to have a grandkid (although he preferred a grandson). I have a whoooole lore sheet about her PLUS all of her nameless ghouls. Ik probably no one else will care about this but fuck it we ball!!!!!! Oh btw she loves her uncle Copia because he was so chill on retiring and just being a normal dude that he just gave her it after she'd been found (ancestry.com is wild guys).

Imagine wanting to know ur heritage and u found out ur dad is 305 Mr worldwide he's been there done that

can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

Hello ghost fandom I bring to you my beloved,

Chain ghoul 💕💕💕💕💕

hello my name is patrick american’psycho pierce&pierce bateman and i kill people (that’s how i got my name). i have a 700 step skincare routine and a tanning bed in my house and a lot of people tell me i look like christian bale (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!!) im a yuppie but my teeth are straight and white. i have tan skin. im a businessman and i work at an office building where i’m a stockbroker (but i don’t really do anything) i’m rich (in case you couldn’t tell) and i love name brands and buy all my clothes from them. for example today i was wearing a lightweight linen suit with pleated trousers, a cotton shirt and a dotted silk tie all by valentino couture, and perforated cap toe shoes by allen edmonds. i was walking around outside the laundromat. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of poor people stared at me. i put my middle finger up at them.

“hey halberstram!” shouted a voice. i looked up. it was…..paul allen!