hello my name is patrick american’psycho pierce&pierce bateman and i kill people (that’s how i got my name). i have a 700 step skincare routine and a tanning bed in my house and a lot of people tell me i look like christian bale (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!!) im a yuppie but my teeth are straight and white. i have tan skin. im a businessman and i work at an office building where i’m a stockbroker (but i don’t really do anything) i’m rich (in case you couldn’t tell) and i love name brands and buy all my clothes from them. for example today i was wearing a lightweight linen suit with pleated trousers, a cotton shirt and a dotted silk tie all by valentino couture, and perforated cap toe shoes by allen edmonds. i was walking around outside the laundromat. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of poor people stared at me. i put my middle finger up at them.
“hey halberstram!” shouted a voice. i looked up. it was…..paul allen!
Kierthur.... but make them lesbians.....
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Hello I am interested in commissioning a piece from you for my friends DnD character
Ofc!! My dms are always open! 💕💕
all together! this was fun (even though it took several days longe than i thought it would lmao)
thank you to everyone who participated!!
FUCK you * twinkifies your god*
Hi, I would like to spread my propaganda of Secondo being a nu metal guy in the 90s, here you go
Same mr.DeFroque same
who wants to have a playdate tonight [SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY]
"Bearing the old ones' bastard son"
Hiiiiiiiiii so basically * Clarissa lore *
Mary, a devote catholic, falls under the spell that is Secondo's charm, and has his bastard child. To which he doesn't know about, not even before death. After the retirement of Papa Emeritus IV, there seems to be no more heirs until one day, Clarissa finds herself on 23andme looking for her birth father. The next thing she knows, she's on a private plane escorted to the church of Satan. Secondo doesn't get his happy settling down ending unfortunately. I mean, I could write it, but what fun would that be?
🖤22 yo, Resident fag-dyke 🖤 🖤Ghost B.C, Transformers, Creepypasta, Slashers, etc. 🖤
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