Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!
Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.
Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?
Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.
Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?
Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?
Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.
First kiss?
This takes part after "Let's be forgiven"!! i just thought it would be cute if they haven't kissed before the event! over-exaggerated with the blushes tho....
A: I don’t think I’m worth all this
B, already advancing: Bold words for someone in the hugging range
๑ / ๑ / ๑ / ๑ / ๑ / ๑ / ๑ / ๑ / ๑ {ChibitaliaxHoly Roman Empire}
SO FREAKIN' ADORABLE~!! =^_^=
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