I'd Sell My Favorite Fork For A Semicolon

THE OLD GUARD (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood

bonus:

Gil-Galad: I'm having visions that I can't interpret!!

Elrond, certified Foresight Fella: oh, first time?

Galadriel, who's been plagued by foresight since the Trees: try looking into a water basin that might help

Me, donning my shield of faith, breastplate of righteousness, and sword of the Spirit: ah lads, here we go again

My sister: why are you so Bedecked™️ we're literally going to school

Me, putting on my helmet of salvation: BECAUSE

Sister: it keeps going

Me, almost falling over, tugging on the boots of peace: IM GONNA NEED THESE IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HOOLIGANS

Celeborn Teleporno

Reblog if you agree

Quick question.

You know the Dad Shirts™️, right? Or even better, the Apocalypse Dad Shirts™️? Or, if you look really closely, the shirt that Sam wore when he was first seen gardening in the Fellowship of the Ring, when Bilbo was narrating the wonders of the Shire? Yeah, the Dad Shirt™️.

These bad boys.

ANYWAY

Do you think that, given the opportunity, Fëanor would wear the Dad Shirt™️?

IM ACE AND A TOLIEN FANNNNNNNN

I have noticed that there are a lot of asexuals in my Tolkien fandom circles (which is AMAZING, as a fellow ace Tolkien nerd, I ADORE THIS)

but I do just have to wonder, just how big is this venn diagram? so: a poll. please reblog for larger audience

all my apologies to gimli who i cannot fit on this poll, zero apologies to denethor who i also can’t fit on this poll

IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS AND AO3 ISNT LOADING

WHAT IS HAPPENING

IT ENDED ON A CLIFFHANGER

Elven genealogies don't fail me now

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.