Quick Question.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Crablor when Elrond tries to drag him to Valinor

Finrod and Beor at a girls night

NOOOOOO CRACKER BARREL GOLF PEG GAME I AM NOT AN EG-NA-RAY-MOOSE NOOOOOO PLEASE IM NOT AN IGNORAMUS NOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

My white ass when I see a subpar casserole

"come on lightly toasted cheddar cheese fix my ails"

The final project for my Spanish class was to make a piñata, and, seeing as the brain rot has fully consumed me, I made my piñata to be the flag of Gondor on the back and the Trees of Valinor, Laurelin and Telperion, on the front.

I am very happy with the results!

Me reading the book of Matthew and Jesus's parables: dang. Bro is dropping straight BARS.

Like at the end of Matthew 17, J-man and His bros (Jesus and His disciples) go to the temple in Capernaum, and the guard dudes are like, "yo, yall gotta pay the Temple Tax™️"

And Peter is like, "My lord, is it right to pay the temple tax?"

And Jesus basically goes, "Does the king take taxes from his children?"

Peter: "uhhhhhhhh no"

Jesus: "then the children are exempt for the tax. However, these guys will throw a hissy fit if we don't pay, so go catch a fish, and in its mouth you'll find some coins to pay it with"

(Matthew 17:24-27, NIV)

Like bro??? Again, he is just slaying in everything he's in!!! My Lord is an icon!!!! Literally!!!! Praise be to him cause NOBODY else can be such an icon!!!

I am Earendil (one of the only people in my family that doesn't like football) with my silmaril (a stretchy headlight that my dad gave me) and I am tending the dark, solitary affairs of the Void (grilling chicken wings after dark while everybody else is watching the game) on my mighty ship, Vingilot (my brother's weightlifting bench that makes a very nice seat).

One of the best gifs of all time