MAEDHROS AND GEORGE WASHINGTON ARE THE SAME PERSON

Ace aro queen 👌 good rep in the media

“I am bride to no man.”

“Then tell me, to whom are you pledged?”

“Death.”

Gil-Galad: I'm having visions that I can't interpret!!

Elrond, certified Foresight Fella: oh, first time?

Galadriel, who's been plagued by foresight since the Trees: try looking into a water basin that might help

Tell me why I was on a road trip with my dad to go hunting, and I was talking about the parallels between Frodo and Maedhros (tormented by Sauron/morgoth, lost an appendage, the lost appendage represents freedom from torment, going to valinor to escape, and leaving valinor to escape, AND different ways of dealing with mental illness), and was like, "you're in the two percent club."

And I was like, "what's that"

"Like you are in the two percent of people who would make these connections. Have you considered putting this concentration in something like math? Which might make you money?"

And I was like, "well, you see, math is not that fun and with these guys I can write informative and argumentative essays in my free time and pretend it's fanfiction, soooo"

And then he kept letting me explain the fall of Gondolin 👍 love that guy

(I have not written those essays, but if my ELA tech asks, I will, no hesitation)

Had to make another poll because I’ve seen some more weird takes about my boy:

Please reblog for a bigger sample!

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

Isildur is Elrond's, like, a gazillion times great nephew

Facts to share with new Tolkien Fans who are watching The Rings of Power:

Currently (within the timeline of the show) the earth is flat.