andrew minyard character of all time. he's toxic. he doesn't talk to cops. he has an identical twin brother and they hate each other. he made his identical twin brother promise not to have any other friends and then doesn't even talk to him. he might be a misogynist. his only friends are a born-again lesbian who can beat him up, the runaway son of a yakuza-affiliated serial killer, and his therapist. he's a student athlete. he hates sports. he killed his mother. he's a Mean Girl who runs his friend group like a cult. he's a crim major for the bit. he has an eidetic memory. he's petty. he likes to get people gifts. he does coke sometimes but says it doesn't have any effect on him because he has too many mental illnesses. he's the love interest. he doesn't smile. he was right about wwiii. y2k goth. repeatedly risks his life to help people in situations that have absolutely nothing to do with him and says it's out of boredom. when they picked him up from the psych ward he got in the driver's seat and blasted screamo the whole ride back and didn't say a single word to anyone. oh my god he is exactly five feet tall. he's even gay
You know when Andrew does the thing where he has someone pick a number, and then he lets the other team score that many times, then shuts them out? I imagine him just standing there in the middle of the goal, leaning on his racquet, motionless, then, after the team shoots around him and scores the number, he stands up straight, gives his racquet a little twirl, and takes a defensive position. It's at this moment that the other team knows they're losing.
these books need to come with a warning label
“ronan’s second secret was adam parrish.”
what do u mean Henry didn't do the SATs bc he had an 'aesthetic objection'
blue sargent 🌀
no u don't understand ur honour, my client actually has the most elegant hands and the palest brows and the straightest teeth. yes ur honour all he's done is partake in silly little shenanigans. yes ur honour he's the one who's the eldritch dreamer's second secret. yes exactly ur honour all latin teachers are dead men walking anyways. exactly ur honour he's done nothing wrong ever.
this is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen thank u for sharing
i got the idea from this post but here is an extensive list of names the foxes group chat was definitely called at some point:
stick ball squad (the og name, lasted all of two seconds before kevin changed it)
the david wymack fanclub
nicky hemmick’s back up singers
fitness gram pacer test survivors
neil josten appreciation task force (aaron left and had to get added back to the group chat upwards of thirty times during the duration of this name)
plexiglass fuckers anonymous
palmetto 99
neil minyard™ (in homage to a misprint of neil’s name in the paper)
bad and naughty children get put with kevin day to atone for their sins
The Fuckening
neil’s moist bandana
we’re all GAY fuck you aaron
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