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ronan: his second secret was adam parrish

adam: so, i’ve known for months

nicky and aaron: you don't want to see andrew off his meds, he's..... scary..

andrew off his meds:

aaron killing a man with a heavy racquet #exyplayerinmafiadominatedfields

vs

neil setting up not one but two hits throughout the series #mafiosoinexydominatedfields

no u don't understand ur honour, my client actually has the most elegant hands and the palest brows and the straightest teeth. yes ur honour all he's done is partake in silly little shenanigans. yes ur honour he's the one who's the eldritch dreamer's second secret. yes exactly ur honour all latin teachers are dead men walking anyways. exactly ur honour he's done nothing wrong ever.

becoming the eyes and hands of a sentient forest your boyfriend created is peak boyfriendism, soulmate behavior, couple goals. maybe that's just me tho

andreil going viral after Nicky uses that song a boy who's jacked and kiiind to make an edit of Andrew picking up Neil and throwing him over his shoulders like a potato bag to drag the idiot away from useless fight

so I finished the spear cuts through water

kaz, in the end of six of crows: got caught giving a fuck. embarassing.

headcanon that neil and andrew don't necessarily hide their relationship in public but also absolutely refuse to acknowledge it. neil asked about his relationship with andrew "yeah i hate that guy", andrew asked if he and neil are actually together "i don't know who neil josten is" and then someone will spot them kissing in the car and they'd both be like "this is not our car"

Crooked Kingdom chapter 16