Let’s Wait By The Shore With Mama

but he's still just as devious

@importantcatpics

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker

@elvis-official

This absolutely sent me

Fun fact: I will not be heeding this advice in the slightest

If I see one of these adorable little fuckers I will pick it up and we will reenact that one scene from titanic/lion king where Jack raises Simba up

Getting scratched is just the price I’ll have to pay for my dreams

EVERYBODY STOP FIGHTING

ok now watch this video of anteaters

ok you all can start fighting again now 😊

Mister Rogers

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny