*whip Cracking Sound Effect*
I just told my parents I’m the Indiana Jones of abortions
Anyways, they’ve upped my dose of anxiety meds so that’s cool
*whip cracking sound effect*
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Here's some art of my D&D character that I commissioned from the amazing Olive Oil (who you can find here)!
His name is Miscreant and he is a thri-kreen rogue who really wants to be a wizard (but can’t pronounce the words for spells)
He is the best little guy ever and I am not accepting comments at this time
Then my devious scheme is working 😈
DUDE I'm making friends on the internet with my shitty jokes! I knew my dad was wrong about me!
@zendorphin <3
we could learn a thing or two from things that choose to be silly in spite of being born to be efficient
hi yes i exploded my evil horse can i have another please?
i have the worst ringwraiths in fucking middle earth
ablaze! the mysterious fires of spontaneous human combustion (1995) - larry e arnold
"lets spontaneously combust with mama"
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