Hi Yes I Exploded My Evil Horse Can I Have Another Please?

dude “Kafkazoa” is an amazing name for the bug evolution

a few years back, lockstin on youtube made a video coming up with ideas for a physical counterpart to eevee, making a lizard thing. i decided to do my take on it!!! THIS TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME!!!!!!!! dex entires under the cut!!!

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original thread by @pukicho and several other users

Upending the conventional theory that the animals are different species, a study conducted by marine biologists at the University of Florida confirmed Thursday that sharks are just really angry dolphins. “An exhaustive five-year-long field study combined with comprehensive DNA analysis proves that sharks are actually dolphins that are super fucking pissed,” said lead researcher Dr. Karen Delgado, noting that the reason sharks were considered solitary animals was because they were simply livid dolphins who needed to go off by themselves for a while to simmer down.

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fog of war in the grocery store

Sonichu is just Dante's Inferno

Think about it, both the Sonichu comics and Dante's Inferno star a self-insert traversing a fantasy land where half of the story is just the author (who, in real life, is an outcast/exile) depicting awful things happening to people they have some personal vendetta against. Both protagonists are even accompanied by a spirit guide (Virgil for Dante and Sonichu for Chris) based on the author's personal idols.

And, of course, both authors are incels.

I’m over here fixin my nitrogen

I got atmospheric N2 on my nitrogenase rn

I’m just fixin my shit

I'm diazotrophic as fuck man

I’m a nitrogen-fixer man like for real

This art is literally what I wish the Thousand Sons looked like: esoteric and strangely beautiful

Exalted Sorcerer - sketchbook

This flayed one seems to be very interested in you...

I love and cherish @the-haiku-bot posts on here with all of my heart.

Apparently, though, some people hide haikus in posts for attention.

I hope I write an unintentional haiku on here at some point.

But I'm not gonna desperately write haikus for some tumblr bot.