Concept: A Mermaid Who Collects Human Artifacts, But, Like, Exclusively Objects That Humans Have Dramatically

hi yes i exploded my evil horse can i have another please?

i have the worst ringwraiths in fucking middle earth

let's 😐 with mama

there’s something wrong with me

Sent this post to a friend and we had this weird and funny exchange lol

I love and cherish @the-haiku-bot posts on here with all of my heart.

Apparently, though, some people hide haikus in posts for attention.

I hope I write an unintentional haiku on here at some point.

But I'm not gonna desperately write haikus for some tumblr bot.

wish

Glory Kills are great

And the husband thinks a rainbow would have been great

Please enjoy some Little Lords and a Beans

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

POV: Sniper is a bug entusiast

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye