Can't Catch Me Now Is Markwardo Coded

First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

I feel like if I was in succession I would be able to kill Logan Roy and become CEO just by telling him I wish I knew how to tapdance so I can express my emotions more clearly to people like a bee.

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.

Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.

Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread