So I Just Finished Watching Dragon Age: Absolution And Like. Whyyyy Cant The Gay Ppl Win. Just Once.

i think i'm okay with any pronouns however the ones you choose to refer to me with will effect the ending you get so make sure to read the guide if you're trying to unlock all of them

If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him

in my richard papen era(failing academics, in need of friends, romantising things i don't even understand)

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

i think sydney should get to lose her fucking shit and just start screaming. as a treat.

you’ve clearly never read the picture of dorian gray as a twink

tiktokers who say classic lit is bad because its not relatable 1. thats not the fucking point 2. you've clearly never read twelfth night as a trans bisexual

thinking abt the part in i saw the tv glow when owen/isobel has their head in the sparking television and their dad pulls them out. thinkin abt how to other people, transitioning looks like harm and they want to be the saviors. abt how transitioning unsafely in a desperate attempt to find yourself feels like sticking your head in an electrical fire and it hurts so much but feels so right. yeah.

shark tank idea: annotated playlists.

perfect for yearning girlies that want to note exactly how that specific boygenius song reminds them of that one time their crush tucked their hair behind their ear.

perfect for nerds making playlists for their oc’s and want to share why the lyrics “roundabouts and washing lines/we do each others laundry in our hearts sometimes” perfectly encapsulates their character’s love interest.

anyway i am not taking criticism, open to offers from spotify or multimillion dollar app developers.

There is something in how the pink opaque, a show that ended after five seasons, is so clearly inspired by buffy, which was supposed to end after five seasons, whose authors wrote the fifth season thinking it would be the last, but was eventually renewed. The actual series finale for buffy was nothing like the finale for pink opaque, but the parallels between the pink opaque finale and the buffy season 5 finale are easily drawn.

And buffy season 6 begins with her clawing her way out of a grave. She comes back from the dead. It is painful, and hard, but she does it. She claws her way out. She lives.

this is hot priests worst nightmare

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.