You Guys Do Know That "dicking Around" Can Have Another Meaning, Right.....

things under tag

Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H, Engi from TF2, Dipper from Gravity falls, and James Wilson from House MD

Lighter, though matches are fun to light I have more access to lighters

HELL NO!!! THE BODY-SNACHERS'LL GET ME, MAN!!!

My favorite is Mothman but I personally believe in the Wendigo

Brown

Do what?

Hair tie

1 drinking bottle and a bigger bottle filled with water for my paintbrushes

luke-warm

Indubitably

Soccer

snowy, left over snow from yesterday

just a second ago, gummybears

YESSSSS!!!!

3 dogs, 1 cat, 1 turtle and 21 chimken father.

HELL NO!! But let me anyways, let's see how many points I can rack up by hitting things

Farsighted, I have to wear reading glasses

Nateral Peach scented conditioner and Pantene Shampoo

If you want me to! :3

Sodie

My crusty ass blue blanket from a bank thing I've had since I was 3

I'm a Taurus, ENFP

I HATE IT SO MUCH, unless it snows, then I'll bundle up and go sit out there in it and draw

stargazing I suppose

Lavender lotion for my knees and elbows and a cologne

idfk

6-6 1/2ish

not usually!

boiling my skin

2 cups

Will Wood and classic rock

yes, it's a hello kitty towel

finding a cave in the woods with my bestie

theres 3: I/ME/MYSELF- Will Wood, Hard days night- The Beatles, Tear you apart- She wants revenge

central standard time

5 times??? Maybe???

My bff, Emma

Dove

yes

Yup

black

C.ai and tiktok

very low spice intolerance so nono

my dad

it snowed

Edward scissorhands

i have no idea

when I was 9. I though my nana was drinking coffee but it was beer

No :(

Yup!

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

To me. I think it's really funny that if I took my two most recent crushes and had them fight over me it would just be a Irish boxing priest and a insane German doctor fighting. Hehehe. I will illistrate on this later

TF2 OC!!!

I've had one for a while but am just now deciding to put it here. May be a little self insert-y but idc (OC under cut)

Looks and things:

Class: Trapper

Nicknames: RC (Scout), Birdie (Heavy and Soldier)

Real name: Alejandro Crowley

Age: 32-35

Gender: Trans male

Pronouns: He/him/his

Place of Origen: Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico

Eyes: Heterochromia, one blue and the other brown

Hair: brown

Height: 5'8"

Body build: Muscly, a bit pudgy in some areas. Pretty strong.

That's it for now!

Oh no. He cry. :(

i admit i'm kinda tempted by that mashcast announcement calling for guest speakers... but i SHAN'T!! i would have no coherent insight to offer. i would just pick a mulcahy episode and then yap about mulcahy-as-symbol. i have thoughts. THOUGHTS I TELLS YA.

mashcast crew if you're seeing this you call me if you ever want to record a podcast one-off that isn't focused on any particular episode and is instead just a bunch of highfalutin navelgazing about characters as personifications of sociological concepts moreso than as realized persons acting independently and the ways in which the minutiae of their interactions reflect broader trends, pressures, and agendas, such as mulcahy being used semivoluntarily by both the church and military as something halfway between window dressing and a sacrifical lamb to [A CANE DRAGS ME OFFSTAGE]

I LIED!!! Spock is fucking beautiful!!

Spock is ugly asf, but I low-key want him

John Lennon CANNOT handle allat…….

Damn, that's crazy.... *throws a bill at him/hj*

Cuddy just told me to become a stripper....

-J.W

@dr-j-wilson

welp, she’s the boss :)

You’ve heard of Manhandle Him Monday, Touch His Tit Tuesday, Wet Man Wednesday….now get ready for…

Slap His Ass Saturday

I wanna be passed around by Bones Kirk and Spock so bad

AYO!!!! Boy, what the hell, boy?

Aw! You two are adorable! :)

and they were roommates