I Wanna Be Passed Around By Bones Kirk And Spock So Bad

I mean, you're not dumb....

ZOO WEE MAMA MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS

BJ Hunnicut and Hawkeye Peirce

This is LITWTC

Damn, that's crazy.... *throws a bill at him/hj*

Cuddy just told me to become a stripper....

-J.W

@dr-j-wilson

welp, she’s the boss :)

things under tag

Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H, Engi from TF2, Dipper from Gravity falls, and James Wilson from House MD

Lighter, though matches are fun to light I have more access to lighters

HELL NO!!! THE BODY-SNACHERS'LL GET ME, MAN!!!

My favorite is Mothman but I personally believe in the Wendigo

Brown

Do what?

Hair tie

1 drinking bottle and a bigger bottle filled with water for my paintbrushes

luke-warm

Indubitably

Soccer

snowy, left over snow from yesterday

just a second ago, gummybears

YESSSSS!!!!

3 dogs, 1 cat, 1 turtle and 21 chimken father.

HELL NO!! But let me anyways, let's see how many points I can rack up by hitting things

Farsighted, I have to wear reading glasses

Nateral Peach scented conditioner and Pantene Shampoo

If you want me to! :3

Sodie

My crusty ass blue blanket from a bank thing I've had since I was 3

I'm a Taurus, ENFP

I HATE IT SO MUCH, unless it snows, then I'll bundle up and go sit out there in it and draw

stargazing I suppose

Lavender lotion for my knees and elbows and a cologne

idfk

6-6 1/2ish

not usually!

boiling my skin

2 cups

Will Wood and classic rock

yes, it's a hello kitty towel

finding a cave in the woods with my bestie

theres 3: I/ME/MYSELF- Will Wood, Hard days night- The Beatles, Tear you apart- She wants revenge

central standard time

5 times??? Maybe???

My bff, Emma

Dove

yes

Yup

black

C.ai and tiktok

very low spice intolerance so nono

my dad

it snowed

Edward scissorhands

i have no idea

when I was 9. I though my nana was drinking coffee but it was beer

No :(

Yup!

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

gimme some mash scenes you want me to redraw NOW!!!

HELP!! WHY DOES HE HAVE A BONER!?!?! WHO GOT HIS OINGO BOINGED!?!?

I love slutty little priests

I love these. The only argument I have with Father Mulcahy and Margeret. I'm okay with the Margeret, but. Hear me out. Stephanie Beatriz. And for Father Mulcahy I'm thinking Michael Sheen.

not saying they should reboot MASH ever but if they did and they put me in charge of casting this is who i would pick

also for reference my dad picked most of these 😭 and we wrote this at like 1am

OMG, he got his top surgery! XP

The amount of random glitter in TOS is not adequately honoured by subsequent Star Trek media and this greatly saddens me.

Why does a medical bandage require glitter? Because space is camp.

WELP...

I just sent a fucking Spirk edit to Brian May, the guitarist for queen.....

Can you follow me black if you don’t mind

No thank you. Please slide out of my DMs.