The Person I Reblogged This From Deserves To Be Happy

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

I feel like talking a bit today! Don't worry, it's not one of my venting depression rants.

I want to talk music.

I absolutely love music, and I firmly believe it is because of my mom. Three of my earliest memories are of music, and one of them is my mom singing "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi.

My other memory of music involves one of those old stereo systems of the late 1990s blaring "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath. This one is odd because I do not remember exactly who was playing the music.

My third music memory was with my brothers E and C. I can't remember the song, but it was by Snoop Dogg.

Music, as you can tell, is rooted deep in my core memories.

Baby hippo! So cute 🥰

everyone that follows me….

IMMA TOUCH U🫵🏻👹

BEHOLD

Tear has graced us with the smallest of bleps!

My first full blown anime crush!

Amazon delivery days are ALWAYS a good day for Tear. Once the slaves humans have removed their useless junk, Tear recieves a new box.

The sitting test:

And then the half-lay test:

And finally, the loaf when it is worthy of his highness:

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

A Hawks appreciation post 💖💖💖