Wolfie-queen-bri - The Littlest Wolf

nanami kento likes doing the crossword in the mornings, it is part of his routine.

sitting in the kitchen, coffee on the table, some light breakfast to go along with it, and you — next to him.

his legs crossed, the newspaper rested on his lap, he casually takes your hand into his and intertwines his fingers with yours as he works his way through the word game. every now and then drawing your hand close to his lips and planting a soft peck on it.

his expression rarely changes, no matter how tricky the clue is — he always approaches it calmly. because, he always has the answer.

except for this one.

“could you please take a look at this?”, he asks, without peeling his eyes off the paper.

this is a surprise, it must be quite the question — you think, but — “sure”, you mutter. “let me see”, you lean in as he points at the clue with the tip of his pencil.

proposal, asking for a hand — it reads.

you squint. hmm.

14 letters — you count. hmm . . .

“w-i-l-l y-o-u m-a-r-r-y m-e”, you spell out loud. easy. you wonder why he got stuck on that one in the first place—

oh.

the realization hits after you look at him.

his eyes are still expecting, your answer.

“what do you think? will you?”

a/n: of course, he had to pull some strings to make this crossword happen. he’s been meaning to propose to you for a while but never really knew how to go about it exactly, until this idea came to him one day and he thought it was the most befitting, perfect. the ring is in his pocket, and he’s been quite nervous all morning — although he never showed it.

Bold of you to assume I only fuck it up on my days off.

I'm a pro at screwing my sleep schedule.

My sleep schedule is a dirty hoe.

I need to get to a dentist soon or I'll just start knocking them out myself!

I'm in so much pain and I just wanna cry! I put high grade numbing medicine on it and it didn't do shit.

To top it all off, it's starting to thump into my head, causing me to develop a headache.

Seriously, it's so bad I hope I go into a coma so I stop feeling the pain.

I also love this song!

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

I want to lay down on him💀

almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

I don't judge. Too busy looking critically at my own questionable choices.

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

It's a bit late, but here was my Halloween costume! I was a dark guardian angel.

So, I'm at a local coffee place in my hometown and I go to the bathroom...and see this:

I am 100% convinced this is a sign that I need to be less grumpy.