I Need To Get To A Dentist Soon Or I'll Just Start Knocking Them Out Myself!

I have exciting news! My sister L's son Isa is gonna be a daddy!

I am going to be a great aunt for a 3rd time in less than a year!

Also TYPO!!! My great nephew is RyEd not RyTo. With all these names, things get a bit mixed up in my head.

I wanna talk about family. Specifically, my family.

Between my bio-father, my mom, and my dad; there are 6 siblings. I'll do my best to explain, but keep in mind that I only use half and step to explain because in everyday life, we just call each other brother and sister (and sometimes not so nice names).

The oldest is my half-brother, E. He is 41 and is a very nice and laid back man. He doesn't really like our bio-father because he used to beat him.

The second oldest is my step-sister L. She is 39 and has pretty ginger hair. I get mad when she dyes her hair blonde. My Dad's oldest.

The third oldest is my step-sister A. She is 37 and a bit odd. She was born in Feb. My Dad's middle child.

The fourth oldest is my step-sister M. She is 37 but born in Oct. A is her and L's half sister by Dad. I am very proud of M, she is going to collage to be a pediatric nurse.

The fifth oldest is my blood brother, C. He is 34 and one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. My mom's first child.

I am B, and I am the baby. I am 31 and considered to be everyone's favorite. Mom's last child.

Phew, with me so far? This is where it gets a little crazy.

I have 5 older siblings and between those 5, they have 18 children. All children are written from oldest to youngest with their parent.

E has 3 daughters: Al, Au, and H.

L has 5 children, 3 boys and 2 girls: Aus, Isa, Myk, Sav, and RyJ.

A has 2 children: Ab and Ad.

M has 3 boys: Mal, Lu, and Da.

C has 5 kids, 3 boys and 2 girls: Kai, Ei, Iz, Li, and T.

I have a cat named Tear (y'all love him).

I'M NOT DONE YET THOUGH.

My niece Al (brother E's oldest), is 20 and had her first baby in March. He is my great-nephew, RyTo.

And I think A's daughter Ab is 18 or 19 and also going to have a baby.

And that is my family! Sorry for the blabbing, but I just wanted to talk about my family.

I'm shy, but I'm trying to work on boosting my confidence. I felt very pretty this morning, and I'm going to share my picture... please, be kind.

Bold of you to assume I only fuck it up on my days off.

I'm a pro at screwing my sleep schedule.

My sleep schedule is a dirty hoe.

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers or moots (positivity is cool) 💖

1. Creep by Radiohead

2. Don't Rain on My Parade from Funny Girl and performed by Barbara Streisand

3. Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

4. You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring

5. Born This Way by Lady Gaga

national elections so fucked someone’s out to become king of the franks

Sobbing crying throwing up my little pookies

Plz don't, I bite 😁😝

everyone that follows me….

IMMA TOUCH U🫵🏻👹

redrew my old fanart

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers or moots (positivity is cool) 💖

1. Creep by Radiohead

2. Don't Rain on My Parade from Funny Girl and performed by Barbara Streisand

3. Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

4. You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring

5. Born This Way by Lady Gaga