SEASMOKE CHOSE ADDAM π he really had a type, first laenor and now itβs addam, all the prettiest velaryon men is HIS π
POMFREY I CANT
One random day in the Great Hall
Bellatrix : The Noble House of Black will always be on top !
Remus : *spits out his pumpkin juice and starts laughing uncontrollably*
Sirius : *blush furiously while trying to get Remus to shut up bc everyone is looking at them*
James : *trying for his deer life (and failing) to understand what's so funny*
Lily : *smirks* *just smirks*
Pomfrey : I KNEW IT ! MY BOY'S THE TOP ! HA ! I TOLD YOU MINERVA ! MY BOY'S THE DOM !
Minnie : *gives her 5 galleons while looking visibly frustrated and glaring at Sirius*
Remus : *laughs even harder if it's possible*
Regulus : *trying to forget the horrible traumatic images that are forming in his head and silently crying*
Armand has way more boobs than me and now I'm SO sad
"are you the zodiac killer?" I CANT
This is going around so here are my thoughts on the whole Mike isnβt Michael drama
currently reading pathological people pleaser, I'm finishing chap 14 (around 75% of the fic or smth), I've never read anything about jegulus but bitches I'll try to read it real slow because that's so fucking GOOD
hi so uhm I just finished pathological people pleaser and I friendly ask to not fucking talk to me
chan: Youβre my best friend, I would do anything for you.
felix: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
chan: Absolutely not.
This scene was SO telling of their dynamic.
Aziraphale asserts his dominance and TELLS, not asks, Crowley to apologize:
Crowley *attempts* a half-hearted fight:
But quickly submits:
Aziraphale, being the good dom that he is, praises his demon for doing as he was told:
barty βim insaneβ crouch π€ James 'im insane too but shh β potter