POMFREY I CANT
One random day in the Great Hall
Bellatrix : The Noble House of Black will always be on top !
Remus : *spits out his pumpkin juice and starts laughing uncontrollably*
Sirius : *blush furiously while trying to get Remus to shut up bc everyone is looking at them*
James : *trying for his deer life (and failing) to understand what's so funny*
Lily : *smirks* *just smirks*
Pomfrey : I KNEW IT ! MY BOY'S THE TOP ! HA ! I TOLD YOU MINERVA ! MY BOY'S THE DOM !
Minnie : *gives her 5 galleons while looking visibly frustrated and glaring at Sirius*
Remus : *laughs even harder if it's possible*
Regulus : *trying to forget the horrible traumatic images that are forming in his head and silently crying*
Helaena: that's your genes
Aegon: I think we both have the same genes but yeah for sure
finished Hannibal with my mom yes with my mom and the way she looked at me straight in the eye after the ending scene, so shocked and said: all that, ALL THAT to not even a kiss? Not even one?
MY MOM STILL SHIT TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY HAVEN'T KISSED IN THE END
will kissing alana and immediately driving an hour to tell his homoerotic bestie is PEAK faggot behaviour. one touch of a woman's lips and will was like "i need my man" like unlocked a new kind of gay panic.
I just finished good omens, need to say that I loved that part where Aziraphale confessed his feelings to Crowley and they finally got together. Years later they attended to Maggie and Nina's wedding, even Gabriel and Beelzebub were there! Loved that ending folks
hi so uhm I just finished pathological people pleaser and I friendly ask to not fucking talk to me
I'm wheezing at those memes because I just finished and I'm not doing well on the head but this is so lestat and louis
Daemon: Surrender Harenhal to me Simon Strong: no take backs Daemon: what? Simon: itβs giant, wet, half destroyed, and haunted as shit Alys Rivers walks in room Daemon: who is she? Simon: oh thank the gods you see her too
Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry
Regulus: what?
Lily: James has a crush on you
Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck
Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.
No one will convince me otherwise
these dragon scenes are hitting me worse than i expected them to the scene of sunfyre nuzzling aegon meleys and rhaenys hugging vhagar in the grass im so ill right now
chan: Youβre my best friend, I would do anything for you.
felix: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
chan: Absolutely not.