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i am in love with hozier btw

When Hozier said “each day you’d rise with me know that I would gladly be the Icarus to your certainty” and “all these colours fade for you only” and “I’d be the dreadful need in the devotee that made him turn around, and I’d be the immediate forgiveness in Eurydice” and “give your heart and soul to charity because the rest of you, the best of you, honey, belongs to me” and “if I was born as a blackthorn tree I’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies” and “honey, when you kill the lights and kiss my eyes I feel like a person for the first time in my life” and “when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down I’ll crawl home to her” and

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The family is fully biased on Beel. As they should.

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

Pirate jokes

"Side by side, they were very much alike, in similarity less of lineament than of manner and bearing,

a correspondence of gesture which bounced and echoed between them so that a blink seemed to reverberate, moments later, in a twitch of the other's eyelid.

Their eyes were the same color of gray, intelligent and calm. She, I thought, was very beautiful, in an unsettling, almost medieval way which would not be apparent to the casual observer.“

~ Donna Tartt, The Secret History

i love albedo :(

hc that albedo really likes cooking because cooking is just chemistry

This is the evilest thing Lucifer has ever done

this feels like a motivational poster