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i love tbh i wish he was real

I believe Lucifer has a anonymous Reddit and posts things sometimes here’s a few examples:

r/AITA

Am I The Asshole For Locking My Brother In The Attic And Telling my Other Brothers That he’s In An Exchange Program?

Am I The Asshole For Hanging My Brother Above The Staircase?

r/trueoffmychest

I Got So Angry Once I Gave Birth. I’m A Man.

I Think My Best Friend And Boss Is In Love With Me. We’re Both Men.

r/ask

How Do I Tell The Human I Threatened With Death Multiple Times And Tried To Kill That I’m In Love With Them?

How To Get Rid Of 6 Manbabies But Still Keep Them Alive?

Should I make more for the other brothers and maybe dateables?

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

things to normalize:

• having no friends

• spending most of your time/weekends at home

• not wanting to do drugs or drink alcohol

• being single

• struggling with your mental health

• not knowing how to drive or not wanting to drive

• living at home with family

• not wanting children

• not wanting to get married

• going to therapy

• never being in a relationship

• being a virgin

• not being okay/happy all the time

• men being in touch with their emotions/being able to openly express their emotions

• body hair on women

• ethnic features

• introverts/naturally quiet people

• doing things alone/by yourself

• not going to college or a prestigious school

• not wearing any makeup

the other day i was at school with my dad and step mom for a meeting of some sort and when we came out it was raining so we had to run in the rain to the car and we were all laughing and stuff it was one of the very few times i was genuinely happy

the why dont we to kpop pipeline is so real and i experienced it.

i love albedo :(

hc that albedo really likes cooking because cooking is just chemistry

i am in love with hozier btw

When Hozier said “each day you’d rise with me know that I would gladly be the Icarus to your certainty” and “all these colours fade for you only” and “I’d be the dreadful need in the devotee that made him turn around, and I’d be the immediate forgiveness in Eurydice” and “give your heart and soul to charity because the rest of you, the best of you, honey, belongs to me” and “if I was born as a blackthorn tree I’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies” and “honey, when you kill the lights and kiss my eyes I feel like a person for the first time in my life” and “when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth, no grave can hold my body down I’ll crawl home to her” and

tw // gr00ming, hypersexualization, long-ish vent

i fucking hate the thought of being intimate with someone. being groomed literally ruined that for me but at the same time im so hypersexual i feel so disgusting. im so gross. yes i know what happened to me wasnt my fault (even tho i still think it was). some days im so udderly sex replused then some days im so hypersexual its all i can think about. the thought of someone seeing me in a sexual way makes me feel so fucking disgusting and uncomfortable but then again it feels like thats the only way i can get attention. because im not attractive like other girls i need to sell myself to men to get any form of attention and its fucking disgusting i hate myself and cant stand the feeling for being looked at. i wish i could talk about this in therapy but my mom cant know about it, she would say its my fault and that im disgusting. even after i told my friends about it and they said they dont see me any differently i cant help but think theyre lying. im gross arent i. sending gross pics to a man on reddit because its the only way i felt pretty and loved. a grown man at that who probably has those pictures saved and they're probably on some fucking p0rn site. god thinking about it makes me wanna throw up