Ridoc: You're like our cool dad. Xaden: I'm not your dad. Ridoc: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father. Garrick: Father. Xaden: Not you too, Garrick. Garrick: Father. I crave murder.
Yes press the button
Do it, do it!
I got that bored after having a pupil free day at school that I made my own crappy memes.
to reintroduce Jason to the world Bruce decides to just mysteriously announce that he’s adopted a new son and will introduce him at the next Wayne gala. all of Gotham is buzzing about the new child Bruce is gonna appear with. Jason cries from laughing.
Gothamite: what the. what
Bruce, grinning ear to ear, hand on Jason’s shoulder: this is my new son!
Gothamite: he’s not new.
Dick: well, repurposed.
Bruce: i don’t know what you’re all talking about! son, introduce yourself!
Gothamite: he’s not- you already- i thought this one was dead?!?
Jason, completely straight faced: hello, my name is Todd, Todd Jason.
Gothamite:
Tim, tiredly to Damian: and this is why we don’t let B and Jay make important decisions after they’ve shared 3 bottles of wine.
Welp, Joining the bed fandom
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
OMFG
BRUH I”M STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH MATTHEW DADDARIO!!!!
OMG YESSS!!!!
I never get around to change it
The Jordelia feels tho 😭
Will: So, all of it, was an act? Cordelia will not be my daughter-in-law?
James: Yes. We're sorry-
Will: Just... give me a minute.
Will: *walks to the city of bones screaming and crying and then collapses in Jem's arms*
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love the empyrean series, ACOTAR, TSC, Mauraders ect.
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