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reblog and put in the tags the book/series that made you fall in love with reading

to reintroduce Jason to the world Bruce decides to just mysteriously announce that he’s adopted a new son and will introduce him at the next Wayne gala. all of Gotham is buzzing about the new child Bruce is gonna appear with. Jason cries from laughing.

Gothamite: what the. what

Bruce, grinning ear to ear, hand on Jason’s shoulder: this is my new son!

Gothamite: he’s not new.

Dick: well, repurposed.

Bruce: i don’t know what you’re all talking about! son, introduce yourself!

Gothamite: he’s not- you already- i thought this one was dead?!?

Jason, completely straight faced: hello, my name is Todd, Todd Jason.

Gothamite:

Tim, tiredly to Damian: and this is why we don’t let B and Jay make important decisions after they’ve shared 3 bottles of wine.

Lmao.

Them last brain sells when i finally ask for help at school be like:

What i’m confused?

Completely spaced out.

Silently having a panic attack because oh fuck its happening.

This is literately their facial expressions.

This screenshot should not be as funny as I am finding it to be

Yes press the button

Do it, do it!

Salesperson at a desk: Can I help you?

Chubs: No, I just waited in a que for 30 minutes to say, hi!

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

*Bruce realizing that Batman for some reason has become the face of alpha males and people are posting homophobic memes with Batman on Twitter*

Bruce: Lois I need to kiss your husband on national television

Clark:*hearing Bruce and dropping what he's holding and looking at Bruce confused as hell*

Lois: *who knows about Batman becoming the alpha male icon for some reason because Kon and Tim have been laughing at the homophobic memes for weeks now* know what makes sense go for it.

Clark: what!

Just Kieran throwing Mark under the bus.

“I am also an excellent cook,” said Mark, putting an acorn onto his s'more. Everyone stared.

“He can't help it,” said Cristina loyally. “He has lived with the Wild Hunt for so long.”

“I don't do that,” Kieran said, eating a s'more in the correct fashion. ‘Mark has no excuse.”

reblog if you think hedgehogs are perfect, if you’re currently procrastinating, or if you’d like to passive-aggressively tax Jeff Bezos proportionally

no one ever has to know which one