Dude I Had A Train Of Thought While I Was At Work That Was Cracking Me Up. FYI Iron Flame Spoilers.

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Zodiac Sign: Pisces 

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Middle Name: Rose

Myers Briggs: Idk can’t remember.

Favorite Movie: The Darkest Minds/The Mortal instruments.

Sexuality: Straight (def not straight man i was in denial)

Last Book I Read: In the Afterlight by Alexandra Bracken

Favorite Singer: Jxdn/ Jaden Hossler

Favorite Album: Don’t have one, i like way to many completely different musicians and bands

@anyone who wants to do it

ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, @slytherinsqueen! ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴀɢ @drarrywishes, @ifuckinglovedrarry, @textrovert-01​, @weasleysflowr​, and @bluebutter-art​ ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢᴏ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ, ʙᴜɴ ♡

✧ zodiac sign ༺ sagittarius, rarely ophiuchus 

✧ hogwarts house ༺ slytherin

✧ middle name ༺ ebora

✧ myerbriggs personality type ༺  enfj, the developers

✧ favourite movie ༺ prisoner of azkaban

✧ sexuality ༺ bisexual

✧ five ships you like ༺ drarry, pansmione, linny, wolfstar, deamus, and basically any other gay ships with draco

✧ last book you read ༺ heir of fire by sarah j. maas

✧ favourite singer ༺ ava max

✧ favourite album ༺ heaven & hell 

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

- - -

Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

NuWho!

[Classic Who]

HELP I've been imagining the dragons from fourth wing as the dragons from how to train your dragon😭😭😭😭😭 please tell me it isnt just me😭😭😭

Wow

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

GUYS OH MY GOD

Xaden fills the doorway like some kind of dark, avenging angel, the messenger of the queen of the gods. He’s fully dressed, his face a mask of veritable rage as shadows curl from the walls on either side of him, hanging in midair.

when xaden comes to save violet from the unbonded, he's described as "the messenger of the queen of the gods".

(...) a woman with a full pack, whose high cheekbones and oval face remind me of renderings of Amari, the queen of the gods.

in rhiannon's description, we learn that the queen of the gods is called amari.

Her eyes widen as her gaze sweeps over the town, each structure with its identical green roofs, then pauses on the Temple of Amari, which was the most noted landmark besides our library.

in xaden's pov, when violet wakes up after brennan mends her, she instantly guesses she's in aretia because she sees amari's temple.

xaden is from aretia.

which is known for the temple of amari, the queen of the gods.

and he's been going to aretia to deliver news from basgiath for the rebellion, as well as help rebuild it.

he's quite literally the messenger of the queen of the gods.

wow.

It’s Thursday 

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks