Watching Home Alone Is So Funny It’s Like

I think i just died, what a great way to go though. Laughing at peoples weird embarrassing fuck ups so, thanks world.

@lyssa-bexca18 Please see this please

been howling at these for half an hour

It's really fucking annoying shipping an mlm ship and everyone in the goddamn universe is like "the bigger stronger one is a dominant cis man who tops and the smaller weaker one is a submissive trans man who bottoms :)"

Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

If you get scared, you can always hide behind me. I’ll be hiding behind Luke.

I luv u

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

i saw a thread on twitter of iwa being taller than oikawa and it’s rattling around in my brain (i must stress that i ADORE their dynamic of oikawa being taller but the switch up is so funny to me bc i know oikawa would lose his MIND)

so picture with me: iwa who has the growth spurt of the CENTURY while in california. like this boy is already beefy and muscular and average height but suddenly he’s 6’3” to go with it. none of this clothes fit anymore, he has growing pains that catch him off guard in the middle of the night (not to mention how his feet hang off the bed now), and suddenly, for the first time in his life, he’s hitting his head on doorframes and ceilings.

he mentions this to oikawa on their nightly calls, but his bf just thinks he’s making it up. ‘aw, iwa-chan wants to be tall so bad! my little iwa-chan!!’

but when iwa comes to the airport to pick tooru up for his visit, oikawa genuinely looks past him because he’s looking for his 5’10” king and not this monster of a man standing in front of him, waving his arms and screaming ITS ME! I’M IWA-CHAN!! IT’S ME!!

oikawa almost leaves the airport with someone who is not hajime and iwa cries complains the whole way home

reblog and put in the tags the book/series that made you fall in love with reading

Go drink some water.