Omg Yes

Dude I had a train of thought while I was at work that was cracking me up. FYI iron flame spoilers.

So Tyrrendor had its own king before the unification right and now it has a duke ruling over the province. And technically that duke is Xaden, or at least he's next in line. So when the third kingdom/country/whatever shows up and they play a critical part in defeating the venin at the end of the series, this third party sees the shit Navarre has put Tyrrendor through and announces that should Tyrrendor choose to secede they will formally recognize the new tyrrish king. And Xaden not wanting to be king starts to protest but before he can Garrick cuts in with something like "your majesty" because unflappable, unmoveable, unyielding Xaden Riorson is for once distinctly out of his league. Not to mention Garrick knows his friend would be a great king. And Xaden looks at his friend with just the utmost betrayal because how could he. And it's like

Unnamed foreign dignitary: we will recognize the new tyrrish king

Xaden: no thats not....

Garrick (grinning while lowering into a over exaggerated bow): your majesty

Xaden: stop

Bohdi (also bowing) your highness

Xaden: why are you doing this to me

Garrick: well you've already been filling the role just figured you should get the perks that come with the title.

Xaden: what perks? Bickering with council members?

Garrick: who are you bickering with we're in a time of peace?

Violet: me were gonna argue about what color drapes to hang in the throne room.

Xaden: black end of discussion

Garrick: so you accept?

Xaden (grinning his own wicked grin): i will make you my right hand and drag you into every council meeting for the rest of our lives

Garrick (grimacing): shouldn't that be Bodhi's job?

Bodhi: nope all you

Garrick: what about violet?

Violet: what about me?

Xaden: oh yes, you're coming too.... my queen *pauses* ok maybe I can get used to that

Then it would get more serious about how yes he would be an excellent king and all that he's given of himself for his people. Which of course ends with bowing/kneeling before him

And even though I think that if Tyrrendor seceded they would become a democracy, this was cracking me up for hours

Lmao. This is amazing!!🤣🤣

Simon: FOUR MONTHS

Clary: What is he talking about?

Alec: Nothing

Simon: THAT'S HOW LONG ALEC STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Jace: *hysterical laughter background*

I think i just died, what a great way to go though. Laughing at peoples weird embarrassing fuck ups so, thanks world.

@lyssa-bexca18 Please see this please

been howling at these for half an hour

That’s a little harsh

So I was just searching up stuff about ‘The wicked powers’ and found what it would be about. 

“Clare hopes to have a group of friends around Dru outside of her siblings, including Thais Pedroso, as she has been attending the new Shadowhunter Academy. She will have multiple love interests and is set to be seen struggling with anxiety and panic attacks from her past trauma.”

First of all, that’s a little harsh Cassie. Your’e making it sound like our amazing, horror loving Dru is a  lonely weirdo,and a screwed in the head person. Yes all of these things are true, but still. She is a legend, I myself adore her. Then you just got Cassie like yeah she will finally have friends. Dru was a deranged lonely person who’s only human interaction was her siblings. 

That is harsh.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

'They're not hideous,' said Tessa. Will blinked at her. 'What?' 'Gideon and Gabriel, said Tessa. "They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.' 'I spoke,' said Will in sepulchral tones, 'of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.' Tessa snorted. 'And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale?' 'Mauve,' said Will.

Tessa Grey and William Herondale, Clockwork Prince, Cassandra Clare.

I just want to bring this back because i have so much love for Rhys and Feyre and i wish we could go back to a time when this fandom wasn’t so hateful and it belonged to the people who love its characters as much as i do.

(P. S. i don’t know if this account still has the same name, i saw this on Pinterest. If it has a different name now feel free to comment it.)

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

SOBBING WHILE PLAYING