Joaquin: Bucky Barnes Is Stupid

joaquin: bucky barnes is stupid

sam, smiling: what did he do now

joaquin, clearly not listening: he walks around, thinking he’s soooooo slick and secretive, but literally everyone can see that he’s in love with you

sam: hang on–

joaquin: wELL SURPRISE SURPRISE WHITE MAN YOU AIN’T SPECIAL WE’RE ALL IN LOVE WITH SAM

sam: wHAT–

zemo: no no he’s got a point

sharon: yeah he totally does

steve, on his 31st wineglass somewhere in heaven: hear hear

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6 months ago

playing favourites masterlist

Playing Favourites Masterlist
Playing Favourites Masterlist
Playing Favourites Masterlist

your first season as an f1 driver doesn't start the best, and you quickly realise McLaren doesn't like women very much. On top of that, your race engineer is as smug as the rest of them, and you have to deal with him all the time.

pairing: race engineer! oscar piastri x f1driver! fem! reader

warnings: lots of misogyny, lando is an asshole in this, illusions to ed behaviour, reader is not in a good head space, all of mclaren is super sexist, mentions of crashes and injuries.

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part one -> playing favourites

part two -> outbursts

part three -> whiplash

part four -> pale blue

part five ->

part six ->

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4 years ago

reblog if

- you love hp - you love the marauders - you love lily evans - you adore cedric diggory - you miss the golden trio - you are proud of your hogwarts house

4 years ago

how desperate

Voldemort: So I just have to lie??

Pinocchio: Yup

5 months ago

★ MASTERLIST

it's nice to have a friend lando is one of your closest friends… until he sleeps with you and ghosts you. part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven | part eight | part nine | part ten | part eleven | part twelve | part thirteen

3 years ago

MASTERLIST

DISCLAIMER: RATED MATURE. These are mature stories that include sensitive topics for some. if you’re sensitive and like vanilla this probably isn’t for you. (except sometimes cause yeknow fluff)

WORD RANGE: 1k WORDS - 12k WORDS.

✮ WATTPAD ACCOUNT ✮

MASTERLIST

E T H A N D O L A N

there’s gonna be a lot in this category

✘ BANANA FEVER: A story in which y/n and Ethan are dating and he can’t seem to keep his eyes off her lips that wrap around her banana so sweetly

✘ A HELPING HAND: He wants her, she wants him, but neither are willing to make the first move…that is until y/n stumbles upon Ethan pleasuring himself and screaming her name, who’s gonna be the first to break? 

✘ TIMID TOUCHING: After a particularly rough day at work, y/n stumbles upon her bestfriend naked and tugging one out on the couch, he woos her into staying to enjoy the fun and maybe do something she never has before. 

✘ SOMEWHERE I FELL: Y/n is having conflicting feelings, curiosity getting the best of her when she gets turned on for the third time in one day by her best friend Ethan. Their hidden feelings bubble to the surface while he helps her through her self discovery. 

✘ A WORD OF ADVICE: A heartbroken, love-sick Ethan writes a letter to the man that will love his girl next. Spur of the moment, rush of feelings that has him sitting down to write about the girl he will always love. 

✘ A LESSON LEARNED PT.1: Ethan’s job as a teacher is to give his students the best education that he can. But when Y/n, a student that has caught his eye a time or two, catches him by surprise in his classroom during lunch, he’s unable to hold back the fire that was sure to break free at some point.

✘ A LESSON LEARNED PT.2: Y/n speaks out of turn in class, her filthy mouth giving her more than just a slap on the wrist - but a detention with her favorite teacher. Ethan finds himself at a loss when he falls back into the same mistake he vowed to never make again. He just can’t shake her loose. 

✘ A LESSON LEARNED PLAYLIST

✘ I LOST A FRIEND: coming soon

MASTERLIST

G R A Y S O N D O L A N

✘ WALK AWAY: Graysons lack of communication causes him to fix an unsettling feeling within y/n he hadn’t even realized he’d caused.

✘ HONOR TO US ALL: Grayson and Y/n watch Mulan, turning movie night into one of playful banter, serenades, and talk of a bigger life through mouthfuls of popcorn. Grayson confesses his real image of his girlfriend - a warrior in his eyes.

✘ TEMPTATION: Y/n is sick of being called frigid, having it shoved down her throat at every party and social gathering she attends. Her confidence is repeatedly broken, stepped on by the people that were supposed to be her friends. Grayson, a boy she’s had a secret crush on for years, is there to comfort her. 

✘ LEAVE HIM FOR ME: When Grayson confronts his bestfriend about her alleged abusive relationship, he discovers she’s in for more than she bargained for. Begging her to leave and save herself, he admits feelings he’s been hiding for too long. Y/n is faced with the choice to be free and have something real and true with her own bestfriend, or let herself be condemned to a life of abuse, deceit, and malice that is promised to her if she stays with the man that’s only goal is to destroy her.

✘ FOR KEEPS: Jesse knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to say it, or rather demand it. Grayson, who carries respect and dignity like a shield of armor, walks the line of being the vanilla boyfriend he always thought she’d want, or the guy that listens to the devil on his shoulder and embellishes on the fantasies that won’t leave him alone every night. There is a first for everything, a time and place to try something – or some one new. There is a chance to set the fire in motion. He might just take it.

✘ LEAVE HIM FOR ME PT.2: coming soon

✘ CROW BUDS AND DAFFODILS: coming soon

✘ MALIBU: coming soon

✘ GEORGIA: coming soon

✘ GOOD GUYS: coming soon

MASTERLIST

B O T H T W I N S

coming soon

MASTERLIST

H A R R Y S T Y L E S

coming soon

BLURBS/FAVORITE CONCEPTS:

✘ SUB!ETHAN BLURB: When Ethan mocks you about wanting to take the reigns for a night - you decide to surprise him when he walks through the door, showing him what exactly he’s missing.

✘ COCKWARMING!ETHAN BLURB: Ethan wants to cockwarm, a secret little need of his that’s yet to be spoken allowed. On a day he’s particularly sad, he decides to let his pride go and take what he needs without shame.

✘ JERSEY BOY MASTERLIST: just an entire masterlist with a description of the series!

✘ JERSEYBOY!ETHAN BLURB PT.1: Ethan and Grayson take a trip to Paris, not knowing that they will soon catch sight of two French girls that will steal their very hearts and take them by surprise. That day at the ferris wheel turns their world around.

✘ JERSEYBOY!ETHAN BLURB PT.2: Ethan and Grayson return to the city of love, waiting and praying the girls they fell in love with will show up by fate once again.

✘ TALKOFTHEFUTURE!ETHAN BLURB: Ethan starts to share his visions about his future children in the cool breeze of an LA night. It’s the first of many discussions about his future with the love of his life and what he dreams about.

✘ ALITTLETOOMUCH!ETHAN BLURB: Y/n has a horrible day and Ethan being mad at her is the last straw. A little too much pressure results in a little too many tears.

✘ BROKEN MASTERLIST: just an entire materlist with a description of the series!

✘ BROKEN PT.1 (BROKEN) : Y/n helps Ethan through his grieving after losing his father, but once he clears his mind, he leaves her behind to question whether he cared about her at all.

✘ BROKEN PT.2 (TO THE LIMIT): Ethan finds his house cold and empty when he returns from Australia. He finds the note Y/n left for him to read, knowing that he made a grave mistake and needed to fight to win her back.

✘ BROKEN PT.3 (PROVE IT): Ethan goes to Y/n’s apartment to find her sitting quietly with bloodshot eyes. he does his best to explain his side, only to be faced with the challenge to prove his love for her.

✘ BROKEN PT.4 (WE’LL BE ALRIGHT): Grayson finally gets his chance to talk to Y/n about his absence in her life when she needed him the most. Y/n explains what a true friendship should mean, knowing they can mend things if they try.

✘ BROKEN PT.5: coming soon

✘ MAKELOVETOME!ETHAN BLURB: Tonight will be different for Ethan. He’s all about fast, hard, sex that leaves his partner shaking the next day with the mere thought of his skills in bed. But tonight, he wants to show his girl that he can love her right, in the best way he can, and just make love to her for the first time.

✘ BOOTYCALL!ETHAN BLURB: Y/n has a crazy night out with her friends, one where she falls into a drunken stupor and finds herself dialing her boyfriends number in hopes of getting some much needed sexual attention. What she doesn’t expect, is the kindness he shows her while nursing her back to soberness.

✘ SKINCARE!ETHAN BLURB: When Ethan is too tired to do his skincare routine, Y/n takes the task into her own hands - helping him end his night in the best way she can.

✘ OVERSTIMULATING!ETHAN BLURB: Y/n decides that instead of giving Ethan the silent treatment for missing their date, she would work in the way he loves the most, but not stop even when he begs. Too much of a good thing works the best sometimes.

(©️ VINYLHAZZA )

4 years ago
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE
WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE

WHERE THE LOVE LIGHT GLEAMS PART THREE

pairing: sam wilson x stark!reader x bucky barnes, social media au

summary: It’s been over six months since you’ve been home, and with Christmas quickly approaching, your parents are putting their foot down.  The only issue is that you’ll have to face your past.

warnings: swearing, mentioned violence, miscarriage, angst with a happy ending

a/n: it’s getting spicyyyy

masterlist

4 years ago

Harrison: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Tom *on the bottom bunk*: honestly fuck you.

6 months ago

"Nothing, just an ✧inchident✧ on the race" 🏎💨

"Nothing, Just An ✧inchident✧ On The Race" 🏎💨

✮ I guess I really never introduced myself in the almost year that my page has been active! Hi readers!

✮ On the internet I go by Red, a nickname given to me because of my hair color. I'm 21 years old and am about to start my senior year of university. I will graduate in May with a bachelors in writing

✮ as of right now I only write for charles, max, oscar, lando, and logan (it can be subject to change, but a lot of drivers show up in my works)

"Nothing, Just An ✧inchident✧ On The Race" 🏎💨

My Masterlist ✑ Series ✒︎ Imagines

✮ as of right now I am only writing for charles, max, oscar, logan, and lando. the grid and former drivers show up in a lot of my works, but if anything, it's all platonic. all of my works are xreader.

✮ I do not take requests as I have too many series and mini series to keep up with. maybe when I'm all done, I will start to take a few. but, my inbox is always open, and I do look at suggestions!

✮ I do not have an uploading schedule as I am in university. I'm a student first and fan fiction writer second. I will be back to regular updates at the end of august.

"Nothing, Just An ✧inchident✧ On The Race" 🏎💨

✮ all of my works are my own. do not take, translate, or claim my stories as your own. reblogs are acceptable since they tag me as the original writer.

♡ happy reading! I love you all

4 years ago
BAU Elite 7 X Netflix
BAU Elite 7 X Netflix
BAU Elite 7 X Netflix
BAU Elite 7 X Netflix
BAU Elite 7 X Netflix
BAU Elite 7 X Netflix

BAU Elite 7 x Netflix

took a long time for me to make this haha, enjoy!

my birthday special edit!

a special thank you to: @scandinavian-punk , @joodeduarte , @honeyharreh and @andromedasstarship for joining in :) 

bau social media series masterlist

Moreid - Dumb and Dumber

JJ - Lucy

Hotchniss - Mr and Mrs. Smith

Rossi - The Chef Show

Morcia - When Harry Met Sally

elite 7 movie/tv show posters

mr. & mrs. hotchner edit

3 years ago

Masterlist

(B) means bullet-point format

(S) means Smut aka 18+

(F) means Fluff

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Evan Buckley

Series:

Right Person At Maybe The Wrong Time- You and Evan were high school sweethearts and college but when he got expelled, he left without much explanation before you could tell him you were pregnant. Now 10 years later, you’re working a shift at the hospital when you get word that a sniper has been shooting firefighters. You meet Eddie Diaz when you’re the nurse in charge of his recovery and soon come face-to-face with the father of your child. How will you tell him that he has a child he doesn’t know about and the fact that you might be falling for his friend?

Oneshots:

Coming soon…

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Eddie Diaz

Series: 

Right Person At Maybe The Wrong Time- You and Evan were high school sweethearts and college but when he got expelled, he left without much explanation before you could tell him you were pregnant. Now 10 years later, you’re working a shift at the hospital when you get word that a sniper has been shooting firefighters. You meet Eddie Diaz when you’re the nurse in charge of his recovery and soon come face-to-face with the father of your child. How will you tell him that he has a child he doesn’t know about and the fact that you might be falling for his friend?

Oneshots:

I’m Stuck (B)(S)- When a separated woman new to LA needs help with a rather personal matter, who will she call? None other than the firefighter in every woman’s wet dreams.

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widow-cevans - The Wiener Soldier 😉
The Wiener Soldier 😉

We stan Bucky Barnes and Loki Laufeyson here and we don’t tolerate any slander towards them. We also believe in Sam Wilson/Anthony Mackie supremacy.

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