Palpatine When Luke Shows Up

My school had a group discord call and I was immediately reminded of how much I despised it.

This is how the dragonborn DLC started, right?

Mora has to replace Miraak after dealing with this attitude.

Y’all I enjoy the Elder Scrolls

The lore, the wackness, the variety, mmmMhh good shit. The stories, the sheer possibilities.

*smacks my ass to make sure I’m carrying my wallet and the staggering weight of my sins*

are you ok

disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever

the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently

How everyone hopes to play Call of Cthulhu:

How it usually turns out:

I have been really enjoying Star Wars

And silly enough as my shit is, I still don’t exactly understand the First Order.

Rather what I mean to say, I don’t see how they can maintain resources when they were supposedly just like a rogue galactic state, and not the primary power, I think I may be missing something here, but they lost a planet-sized system-killer, that they should be in like in severe space-debt or something, I don’t know.

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?