Potatoes Are Batteries And No One Does Anything??? What About A Potato Operated Car. What About That

start sexualizing q tips

achievements: being pretentious and cuntlike

mothers store all their love in pickles and tupperware

people say 'crossdressing' like you're crossing the enemy lines from the land of Boring But Luckily Manly Polo Shirt With Khakis to the nation of Cute Feminine Uwu Tutu With Sparkles . true. but still

aloe vera

THERE ARE ONLY 15 GENDERS

- Female

- Feral

- Aloe Vera Plant

- Helicopter

- Gemini

- Bitch

- Primordial Ooze

- Capybara

- Infinitely Tired

- Demonic Entity

- Kevin

- Puppy

- Jpeg

- Gekko

- Male

Which one are you?

ever laugh to yourself because of something read or saw and then everybody wants to know what the joke is but you don't wanna tell em because it won't be funny anymore

figure skating is just ice hockey but cuntier

what about some dessert for the little baby???

Let’s try somethin fun

This is our new creature, comment what should we do/give to it.

1/?

*adds some yummy treats into the box to make your kidnapping experience gourmet*

[ holding a box ]

get in the box there's cool stuff

AIGHT! *gets in box* Oh DEAR! ITS DARK AND SAD IN HERE! THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS!