Pierced My Own Nips Yesterday 👌 Hurt A Lot Less Than I Expected And I'm Fucking Loving Them!

My personal comparison of two different endometriosis medications.

I was on Visanne for 2 months and had

•Spotting. Bled for 18 days straight after 3 days of spotting

•way worse back pain

•depression and anxiety from them fighting with sertrazine

•Migrain with aura +left arm and left side of face going numb. Heart palpitations and slurred speech

•abdominal pain, ovary bursting feeling

•brain fog, pure stupidity. Extreme confusion. "I'm lost!? Where am I!? Where was I going!?"

•swollen ankles, swollen painful breasts

•nausea

•dry spots!!!! Throat, collarbone, neck, face, lower back and butt

•hot flashes!!!

•very low sex drive + intimate dryness. Unbearable and depressing. But hey sex doesn't hurt now...

•insomnia + fatigue worse than before

•crazy fucking dreams. To much.

•Hot flashes

I've been on Orilissa for 3 months now and had

•hot flashes

•night sweats

I know not everyone's bodies are the same but holy fuck... I don't wish visanne on anybody. I was ready to throw down with my gynecologist.

DA:I - Alistair make-up test 

  Igor as Alistair photo by me

This is still one of my favorite scenes. Just the fed up response Vegetables and Piccolo share at Goku's inability to fight. Like why you no take medicine dude? You knew this was going to happen.

#limplettuce

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing omg

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

i won’t romance alistair this time 

And that’s how Zevran seduced the Warden. There’s no other way. If anyone claims there was a different way, they’re lying and they should be murdered by Zevran’s dagger. (Suggestion : watch GIF while listening to bootyzilla by Dan Farber)

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

More witchy hands! I could tattoo these forever~