🤣🤣🤣 Can't Stop Laughing Omg

My friend had a tattoo that she thought said "Happiness" in japanese. My old japanese boyfriend looked at it and asked "Why do you have -to have fun- tattooed on you?" Then drew her the proper way.

fresh off the boat, s02e11

Inktober day 3 Bait.

I'm just going to post everything on wrong days because some days I have no time to spend on it~

My Racer Mash Kyrielight cosplay came in the mail from uwowo_cosplay yesterday and I love itttt 😭😭❤❤

Gilgamesh in his post swim glory ⭐

I realize I haven't actually posted any tattoos on my tumblr. So take a gander at my boyfriends ongoing #backpiece! There's still a lot we have to get done but hey, its progress 👍

This was a post from my old tumblr that I can't get on anymore

So, I work in a bar thats uniform requires the servers to wear short skirts, which is totally fine but I have a tattoo on my thigh. It’s of the Dauntless From Suikoden IV but people instantly look at it and ask, “so where are you from if you have a ship?” And when I tell them its from a video game they get confused when i say which one. But the other day the typical routine started and when i said what its from he got incredibly excited and practically jumped out of his chair. That was probably one of the best moments of my life honestly…. XD

#limplettuce

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

I've been stressing a lot about getting a new job and filling out all the paper work and getting things to be prepared. So I'm just going to fangirl over my himbo partner. He's just so goofy and loving, I can't help it. Also I took this picture of him being babely during a photoshoot for his work. I love this monkey, he is my precious bean. 💖

#sparty smiling and having fun #(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)