WHAT IS THIS ANiMAL

tidbit: if you read the left and right lines together, it's hamlet's thoughts when horatio attempts to drink the poisoned liquor and join hamlet in death <3

"you're so distant" you literally made me feel like i wasn't important

when people depict Dionysus in a way where i literally can’t figure out his gender for the life of me >>>>

*me at the club* so does anyone wanna discuss queer undertones in classic literature?

Real I’ve read it

Sherlock Holmes and the hound with a basketball or something I haven’t read that one

Hey critters

I decided I just..wanted a new blog 😭

I’ll likely be posting more on @antlers-and-fangs which will likely be focusing more on my interests and perhaps less reblogs unless its very relatable to me

Thank you! I’ll still reply/interact here though :)

Me when plans are made, the morning comes and suddenly it all falls apart. Now we aren’t doing the thing at all.

Hhh..I hate when critters don’t stick to plans and don’t understand why I get upset.

me, right now.

being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Something Rotten in the state of Denmark” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: Dude I swear I just saw the ghost of our late king

My buddy Hamlet pacing: I have to kill Claudius