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EP 2 "What a drag!"
Thank you so much for following my silly AU project :D and special thanks to my new friend @fanartvoid who I started collabing with for this project ! They helped me the episodes from EP3 so stay tuned cause this just got BETTER!
redraw of my one alien tweek drawing! (>ᴗ•)
screams and runs away
y’all we need princess Kenny in ur style 🙏💯💯
Here's both og kid Kenny n my aged up bs
The gang + some tweeks
south park s27 episode: the girls get really into shifting. cartman tries it so that he can shift into a universe that is just like their own except everyone loves him and also he has a dad and no one calls him fat. kyle tries to prove that he’s just lucid dreaming and should probably see a psychologist but everyone in the town starts believing that cartman is actually tapping into some kind of wormhole. heidi shifts to harry potter and accidentally beats draco malfoy to death and is really scared that she’s going to get actual real life arrested.
s27 should have a episode where a new canon gay ship is revealed and they hype it up to oblivion and the fanbase will be blowing up and then the episode comes out and its bill and fosse
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nobody knows the context for any of this but craig gets a intense short lived infatuation with stan during the month he and tweek are trying being open and it makes him want to die so badly it starts with him cyberstalking stan and not understanding why he’s doing it until he catches himself grinning too hard at a mirror selfie and he’s like oh no. from there he’s constantly sending anons to smarshrares.tumblr.com begging for gym selfies they haven’t posted he’s stalking kylebroflovski on instagram and staring at 2019 posts of stan playing on his nintendo switch shirtless backstage he’s submitting “stan marsh needs to kill himself” to crimsondawnconfessions and not understanding why he gets instablocked bc he meant it in a horny way it’s an all around TERRIBLE situation for him he’s so disgusted with himself. but he can’t stop.
he’s fucking terrified that kyle is going to find out and bring it up on fireside (catg has significantly more dirt on fireside than fireside has on catg and craig KNOWS they’re itching for something to say) and one day craig wakes up to a message from kyle that says “do you find my boyfriend attractive, craig?” and realizes in horror that he’s liked a picture of stan that kyle posted on instagram THREE years ago and didn’t realize it. oh it’s SO OVER. he blocks kyle but the deed is DONE and the next episode of fireside comes out THIS WEDNESDAY. craig listens to the entire next fireside episode and he’s biting his nails waiting for the moment kyle decides to bring up craig liking his old instagram post. but he never does. and craig breathes a sigh of relief thinking maybe he’s going to let it go. and then two weeks later Episode 158: The Talented Mr. Tucker drops and it’s ALL about craig having a crush on stan and craig is looking up Where to buy a gun los angeles legal AGAIN
me after shutting out any public perception of south park and isolating my experience to my super secret tumblr blog
Craig worst twink death of all…… and he contemplates suicide when he realises he can’t raise the funds for liposuction botox and hair transplant….
craig goes out of his way to make sure that he has a high paying job right out of college so that he can create fund entitled “Just In Case.” and refuses to tell his bank what the “in case” is referring to because he’s too embarrassed. but it’s very much for getting work done.