Nobody Knows The Context For Any Of This But Craig Gets A Intense Short Lived Infatuation With Stan During

craig doodle for @bird-enthusiast-hq

THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ANYONE BUT MY FRIEND GROUP but if uou wanna ask about them you can.. maybe...perhaps. Looks at you with eyes equivalent to a fawn in morning dew

if i just told you guys “so theres this guy from a show- he spends most of the series being a stoic prick, just kind of an uncaring self-centered dude. and obviously straight. there’s another guy he knows and they’ve beat each other up a couple times bc they’re dumb trouble-causing kids but apart from that they’re amicable. anyways one day the first kid drags the other one into a stupid scheme but in the middle of it guy #2 verbally knocks the asshole kid off his high horse in front of everyone they know with such vigor and splendor that guy #1’s entire reality is rocked and he might kinda fall in love with this guy. and he’s obviously pissed at guy #2 because he’s making him feel humiliated AND giving him gay thoughts but then the dude shows up with his big sad eyes to apologize and also confess that the only reason he was able to read him like that in front of everyone was because guy #1 was the first person to ever have faith in him and give him confidence. and then he asks to go out with him. and guy #1 is like noooooo (said extremely pained and repressedly) but then he presumably cries all night and the next time he sees guy #2 he wordlessly takes his hand and they’ve been the show’s healthiest couple ever since all because guy #2 has turned the show’s most stoic dick into a doting boyfriend who uses pet names” you’d all be shitting yourselves opening tumblr ready to web weave mitski lyrics with your new pathetic scrungly scrimblo. now what if i told you this happened to craig on south park

sure craig isn’t the usual ‘bad boy’ but he is, in fact, a troublemaking dick. i always find it funny when people dumb him down to a silly little autistic boy who’s obsessed with space. it’s partly true but he gets in trouble ever day, beats up multiple kids (in his wiki it’s stated he’s the second most violent after eric, and is the instigator in a lot of them) and stan and kyles moms both don’t want him hanging around craig because he has “problems” and he’s a “bad influence”

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P-p-poc redesigns?! Shiver me timbers 😱😰

Thought the funny anons in my asks would love this 🥰

FEM CREEK ! ! !

us??

Craig worst twink death of all…… and he contemplates suicide when he realises he can’t raise the funds for liposuction botox and hair transplant….

craig goes out of his way to make sure that he has a high paying job right out of college so that he can create fund entitled “Just In Case.” and refuses to tell his bank what the “in case” is referring to because he’s too embarrassed. but it’s very much for getting work done.

he would

i forgot how fun it was to draw comics lol 

imagine being so misogynistic you have to take it out on a nine year old gay boy. oh trey parker. put it down is definitely an episode