Catg Moodboard

Wet versions of much of the core kid cast

Ready to hunt down the first middle-aged man with a dadbod who stares at him for 10 seconds (Stan)

(hands you this)

fantasyy imp tweek

nobody knows the context for any of this but craig gets a intense short lived infatuation with stan during the month he and tweek are trying being open and it makes him want to die so badly it starts with him cyberstalking stan and not understanding why he’s doing it until he catches himself grinning too hard at a mirror selfie and he’s like oh no. from there he’s constantly sending anons to smarshrares.tumblr.com begging for gym selfies they haven’t posted he’s stalking kylebroflovski on instagram and staring at 2019 posts of stan playing on his nintendo switch shirtless backstage he’s submitting “stan marsh needs to kill himself” to crimsondawnconfessions and not understanding why he gets instablocked bc he meant it in a horny way it’s an all around TERRIBLE situation for him he’s so disgusted with himself. but he can’t stop.

he’s fucking terrified that kyle is going to find out and bring it up on fireside (catg has significantly more dirt on fireside than fireside has on catg and craig KNOWS they’re itching for something to say) and one day craig wakes up to a message from kyle that says “do you find my boyfriend attractive, craig?” and realizes in horror that he’s liked a picture of stan that kyle posted on instagram THREE years ago and didn’t realize it. oh it’s SO OVER. he blocks kyle but the deed is DONE and the next episode of fireside comes out THIS WEDNESDAY. craig listens to the entire next fireside episode and he’s biting his nails waiting for the moment kyle decides to bring up craig liking his old instagram post. but he never does. and craig breathes a sigh of relief thinking maybe he’s going to let it go. and then two weeks later Episode 158: The Talented Mr. Tucker drops and it’s ALL about craig having a crush on stan and craig is looking up Where to buy a gun los angeles legal AGAIN

Brah look at my warroir

imagine being so misogynistic you have to take it out on a nine year old gay boy. oh trey parker. put it down is definitely an episode

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