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Mhmmm maybe some Yandere!Vance x Bimbo!Reader who's like very oblivious to rude comments or just people being mean in general while it irritates vance reader doesn't realize how badly they're being treated so he yk beats the ever living shit out of anybody being rude to them? Eh ion know if i explained it right but i hope you understand what i mean😭 also feminine reader with they/them pronounce if you don't mind?

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My Dumbass 

Yandere Vance x Bimbo/Himbo/Nimbo! Reader. Reader does go by they/them but they are more feminine presenting

Tw: Homophobia/transphobia

“I’m telling you bro if I eat a pound of nachos I’m one percent nachos dude!” The blond male sighs at your stupid comment. “Jesus y/n.” He groans at you. 

“What do you want to drink?” He asks as he looks at the selection of drinks. “I don’t know.” He gives you a stern look as he picks out a drink for himself and water for you. “Thanks dude” you say with a smile as he smiles back.

“Yeah yeah no problem dumbass.” He says with a laugh as you drink the water. Vance looks out the window of the grab n go to see people walking towards it, not just regular people though assholes. “For fucks sake.” 

He groans as they walk over to you both. “Vance what are you doing with this fucking Idiot?” The guy says laughing as his lackies laugh. You tilt your head not being able to tell if they meant it in a joke way as Vance snarls like a rabid dog. 

“Don’t talk about my partner like that.” He says with an angry look. 

“What do you mean your partner? That’s your girlf-“ 

before he can even get the word out Vance lands a sucker punch to his face as you look stunned. “They dress more feminine dumbass! Their not a girl you fucking idiot!” 

He says grabbing his collar with anger as he goons get ready to fight. As one rushes towards him you kick your foot out tripping him as Vance laughs. 

You proceed to kick him with your heel of your boot as Vance beats up the other one. The other one stands there stunned as he just runs away. “Ever call my partner a girl again I will kill you that’s a fucking promise, understand?” “I-“ “DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?” 

He yells out angrily as the bully starts crying. “Go cry somewhere else bitch.” He spits out throwing him to the ground as he runs away. 

He looks at you with his hands on his hips as you let the man below your boot out. “Why didn’t you say anything?” He questions with frustration.

“Why would I say anything they weren’t being rude?” You say tilting your head confused as his eyes go wide. “Jesus your a fucking airhead.” He laughs as he takes a sip from his sprite. 

“Alright that besides the point, wanna watch me kick your ass in pinball?” He says with a smile as you nod happily. You make him angry but he loves you and wouldn’t have you any other way.

My dads bout to be on that list he’s pissing me tf off

my dad is officially on my no contact list.

fuck that cunt

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@brandnewhuman @morwap

Based on a fucking meme I made. My “wife”

Cw: Femitization kink, groping, pills and suggestiveness but not smut.

You were laying in your bed trying to fight a headache you had all week. You open your eyes as you look at the blaring sun as you look over seeing Albert wasn’t there. 

You quirk an eyebrow as you get up with a sigh going to take more medication. As you go in the bathroom you hear cussing downstairs. You laugh as you hear Albert cussing like a sailor.

You take the medication walking downstairs. You smile as you look for him stopping your tracks when you see him. “Oh, y/n. Good to see you.” He says with a smirk on his face.

“Y-you look… Jesus Christ….” You say as a bit of drool falls out your mouth. “Like what you say sweetie?” You nod vigorously as he walks over to you with a fucking evil smirk. He grabs your hips pushing you towards him. 

“W-what’s the, the, special occasion?” You say as you look him up and down like an animal. “Well you’ve been in pain all week so I thought I should do this, you said something like this would make you feel better anyday.” He says as he kisses you.  

“Fuck baby.” You say groaning into the kiss. “My fucking malewife.” You say laughing as he looks at you confused. “Malewife?” He says as you laugh at his confusion with a hand on his hip. “It’s a slang term babe.”

“What does it mean?” “Kinda self explanatory don’t you think princess?” He blushes at the nickname. He shouldn’t be enjoying feminine titles should he? “You liked that huh.” You look down at the bulge through his dress and apron. 

“Turn the stove off baby girl. Your my food now hun.” You say with a smirk as he blushes wildly turning the stove as he sees what he’s in store for.

West End Girl

Mikaela Reid x GN! Reader

Summary: You’re friends decide to (safely) push you out your comfort zone. You help out a nice woman and even get her number! (listen to pet shop boys🤬)

You’re friends decided you needed to get out the house for once. You reluctantly agreed. You were walking your friends with the fall air attacking your cheeks. Cold but so enjoyable crunchy leaves beneath your feet and pumpkins all over.

“Sit my dear.” One of you’re friends smile patting your back. They come back to bring you a glass of hot chocolate. “Thanks.” You pat there back as you take a sip waiting. You were relaxing to yourself when you hear an angered voice. 

“Are you kidding me please I have to read my story!” You look over to see a beautiful woman with red curly hair with a witch outfit on. Your friends notice you staring as they look at you confused. “Pretty….” You mutter. 

“Please sir just let me in I have my ID and everything! You’re just being a bit cruel don’t you think.” The man obviously got mad at that as you began to walk towards her. “Oh fuck off you whore.” She automatically cowers down a bit, angry. 

“Excuse me? Can I ask why you’re harassing my girlfriend?” You ask as you pull her in gently not wanting to scare her. “She’s-“ you cut him off “

“there’s no excuse she has an ID, and has performed here before. It’s not her fault if your blind now if you’d excuse me I can get my best friend, who happens to be the owner to make sure you have a poster of your own.” 

The woman smiles softly at you. “Fine fuck.” The man walks away as she lets out a shaky breath. “Come in its cold out there.” You keep her in your arms bringing her inside. Your friends look over to see you with the red-head in your arms. 

They give you a smirk as you sit down with her next to you. “Hello there what’s your name?” One asks she speaks in a more confident tone “Mikaela Reid, pleasure.” She shakes all of their hands than looks at you.  “What’s your name?” You give her your name as she smiles brightly. 

“Thank you again.” She stand up dressing her dress as she gets called up. You guys get ready to watch her show excitedly. “Someone’s got a girlfriend.” You’re friends all smile.

You just roll your eyes. 

She begins to tell her stories as you all listen closely. She … she could tell stories good lord! When she was done everyone claps as you give her a standing ovation. 

Everyone begins to talk to her telling her about how great her stories are. She thanks them gratefully. You watch from the sidelines with a smile as she turns her head to you. She gives a bright grin as she waves goodbye to the other people. 

“Hey, I was wondering if you want my number? Not a lot of people can do what you did and I feel like maybe that’ll show you my appreciation.” You felt your face getting redder as she gets closer. 

“Yeah! It’s really not a big deal though Mikaela. You don’t owe me anything, any good person would’ve done it.” She laughs “I’m not even sure sometimes if there’s any good people left.” You smile “I’d love to take your number though, let me know if you ever need anything. I can promise I’ll be at your next show.” 

She looks at you with admiration as she begins to walk away. “Can I walk you to your car?” You speak softly. She nods as she starts to walk. You open her door for her as she gets in. “Thank you again.” She blows a kiss driving away. 

You walk back in to the open house as your friends watch the next person on stage. You sit with a happy smile. “Someone’s got a girlfriend!!!” Your friends laugh as you roll your eyes. “Oh come on they’ve always been obsessed with west end girls!” You laugh “Good song.” “Honestly.” You lean back paying no attention to them as you imagine Mikaela. You shake happily in your seat thinking about her next show. 

Simple Shenanigans

Sub! Connor x GN! Dom reader

The glisten of the soft moonlight shines into your cubicle, the paperwork on your desk, your book cases disheveled, you pumping Connor’s dick in your chair. 

Everyone was out for drinks when you decided to stay behind. Connor also didn’t feel like drinking not understanding why people would want to put alcohol in their body. 

So here you were in the middle of the room pumping an androids dick in your chair. All the windows were open and the doors unlocked. It could be a matter of seconds when someone decides to walk in.

They’d see you towering over Connor as he moans in your chair as blueish pre drips on your fingers. He did look angelic, moonlight bouncing off his skin, blue blush on his cheeks, his heavy breaths and his quivering form. 

“Y/n… d-don’t stop p-please.” He stutter out with moans as you smile. “Such a good boy for me Connor.” You continue pumping his cock as his dick twitches at the praise. 

“You’ll be able to cum soon enough baby. Let’s just see how much you can take.” Who was he to deny you, he sucked up his sexual frustration with a nod as he looks up at you with this innocent brown eyes. 

“Ha~Yes m-master.”

ITS YOUR FATHER HERE REQUESTING. I'm literally dying for some angsty content with Michael or Thomas.

Maybe how they would try to earn their trust

OR IF YOU FEEL LIKE DRAWING

THE SLASHER HANDS. OR A THOMAS FANART BRO IDK WHATEVER YOU WANT TO GIVE ME I WILL BE HAPPY WITH IT

Hopefully I’ve pleased you papa 😍please enjoy 🌝 @brandnewhuman

Micheal and Thomas watching you die

Gender neutral reader x Thomas and Micheal (separate)

Tw: blood, death tears and angst😔

Micheal Myers

“M-Micheal.” You choke out as blood rushes from your mouth. You look down to see his knife through your stomach. His own eyes go wide realizing his mistake. You slump over him holding him to keep you stable he holds on tightly to you as he thinks what to do about your bleeding stomach. “I-I..” he puts his hand over your mouth telling you to be quiet. At first he almost stabbed you in you’re heart but due to your experience with dating a serial killer you managed to dodge and let him hit your stomach so you had more time to bid your farewells. He was trying to hit a victim but they managed to use you as a shield. You started coughing up more blood Micheal was debating on what the fuck to do. He couldn’t take you to a hospital they’d lock him up and he couldn’t see you. He also couldn’t pull his knife out because you’d bleed out even more. “M-Mikey, baby y-you have to go.” You groan out. “They escaped and I d-don’t want anyone f-finding y-you.” He looks down at you with as much sympathy as his cold heart can muster. “Do you understand.” You say “but-“ “DO YOU UNDERSTAND MICHEAL!?” You shout out as your adrenaline starts rushing. He looks down at you sadly as you smash your lips against his. “H-here.” You grab a necklace from off your necklace wrapping it around his neck. “I’ll see you Micheal now go baby.” You kiss him once more as he hugs you tightly before rushing off for his victim leaving you on the floor bleeding out. “This is not good at all…” you choke out before closing your eyes. 

Thomas Hewitt

“Tommy baby,” you groan out dragging yourself to his room as your bleeding body aches. You were on the floor a victim slashed your knees and started stabbing you profusely. They probably thought you had cruel intentions just like the Hewitt’s minus Tommy. You inch yourself closer and closer to his door as everything starts to go black. You grab a notepad of his using your blood to write something. You take grab the ring you got him from your pocket. You were gonna propose but apparently the world had other plans. You finish up your bloodied writing as you hug his notepad tightly tears slipping out as you smile sadly. You breathe a final breath as you close your eyes with the notepad slipping out your bloodied hands. Tommy’s looking everywhere for you as he sees a trail of blood leading towards his room. He rushes in looking around as his whole world goes black. Your on the floor without a pulse. He rushes over to you tears in your eyes as he cries. He looks in your hand to see his note pad he picks it up as he looks at your sloppy bloody handwriting. ‘Since I couldn’t do it the way I wanted I thought I’d do this. I wanted to thank you for being mine through highs and lows for being there for me. Know Tommy I’ll be with you till you don’t need me anymore. I’ll be with you every step of the way. Take this ring as an apology, at first it was a proposal but I believe the world had different plans. So I’ll ask you, will you marry me? That’s all I have to say I love you forever. I’ll see you on the flip side.” At this point there are tears not stopping they continue to fall as he grabs the ring slipping it on and grabbing your lifeless body crying into you. It was almost the same. 

He’s so malewife I won’t him.

Ew is that a madness combat self insert?

Yeah…..

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