He’s So Malewife I Won’t Him.

I'd like a fluff please

I have a quite bad day Soo I wanna have some cuddle session with Micheal❤️

Gotcha bro!

its not your fault love.

They/them pronouns for reader and no warnings just fluff and maybe a little bit of tears.

Micheal could always tell when you were upset and angry and so could you. You guys were close and could tell each others moods with a glance. Micheal heard you open the door and close it he was upstairs in your room just relaxing and thinking to himself. He hears your heavy footsteps trudging up the stairs and you emerge from the door. He immediately notices something’s off you were radiating with anger and sadness. You put pajamas on and look at yourself on the mirror stressed as shit. Micheal gets up and walks towards you as you look at yourself in the mirror. He wraps his arms around and places his head between your shoulder. “What happened.” He says bluntly as you enjoy the way he envelops you with his arms. “I don’t really wanna talk about it I’m just… annoyed.” You say rubbing your temples trying to calm your stress. “Here come on love.” He says as he grabs your hand walking into the bedroom. He sits in the bed as he pats his lap. You crawl onto the bed and lay your head in his thick thighs. “You don’t have to talk about it just don’t think it’s your fault because it isn’t and you know that.” He says rubbing your pressure points on your head. “Your doing great love.” He says smiling down at you and you give a soft smile back. He stops his motions once your headache feels better and you lay next to him you wrap your arm around him and lay on his chest. He rubs your head as you close your eyes hugging him. “Goodnight love.” He says kissing your forehead.

The world is gonna be a tough place for you if you let your sexuality control your personality.

Sigh… I know 😔

RE Boys Coming Home to a Sleeping S/O

This has been a dead ass account, with the last post being literal months old now and about a whole different fandom. I recently got into Resident Evil (Thanks DBD for adding my new husband Wesker) and while my ass is struggling to understand the lore outside the basics, I’m trying and I’m also gonna write these characters anyways. Are they going to be OOC? Probably. But take some of the RE boys coming home to a sleeping S/O.

if there's a guy you want not in here, it's likely because I know so little of him. I'm still getting into the series (I'm only up to RE5 as of now).

GN!Reader, Fluff, Not at all edited, Likely OOC portrayals

Characters: Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy, Carlos Oliveira

ALBERT WESKER

It’s a common sight for Wesker to come home to you sleeping, considering he works late almost if not all nights. Hell, he’s surprised whenever you’re not sleeping by the time he returns home. 

If you’ve fallen asleep on the couch - either from watching TV or maybe even waiting for him to come home -, in the beginning of the relationship, he may just leave a blanket on you so you’re not cold, but further into the relationship, he’ll carry you back to the bedroom.

He’s not one for cuddling either, but he will occasionally spoon you. It won’t start out like that, however, it’s more of a subconscious thing he does while asleep next to you. He may fall asleep next to you, arms at his side (he goes to bed face up, the arms at the side makes him look like a robot), but you’ll wake up with one arm loosely hanging around your waist and his warmth comforting you from behind - if you wake up before him.

CHRIS REDFIELD

Another man who usually works late. Little too attached to his job, it may as well be his second partner - right after you, of course. 

He usually comes home to you getting ready for bed but sometimes, he’ll come home when you’re already in bed. Though he’d probably never admit it aloud, he does feel a little saddened he can’t chat with you when he comes home, but he’s also a patient and reasonable man, he knows it’d be ridiculous to request you stay up even later just so he can have a brief conversation with you.

He does his best in keeping quiet while getting ready for bed but by the time he adds his weight to the mattress, you’re already turning your head to greet him drowsily. He usually apologises with a quick peck on the lips. Immediately urges you to go back to bed as he shifts into his spot beside you.

He enjoys hugging you tightly more than spooning you, to be honest. He likes embracing you and keeping you close to his chest. But if you manage to sleep through the ruckus of him getting ready for bed, he’ll settle for spooning you.

LEON S. KENNEDY

Really only ever comes home late when out with friends or coming back from a mission. He has a small habit of uttering a tired, “I’m home” to a darkened house whenever you’ve already gone to bed. 

He’s usually exhausted by the time he comes home late and will immediately book it for the bedroom. He’ll crawl into bed and if you’re a light sleeper, you’ll wake up to Leon clinging to you from behind. He’ll apologise for waking you if you greet him. 

He’s got a deathgrip around your stomach as he nuzzles into your back. If he doesn’t, please spoon him. He adores it.

If he’s not tired, he still lays in bed with you, silently admiring you. Occasionally, he’ll brush a few strands of hair out of your face just to keep cherishing your features with a smile. After a few minutes, it gets him completely knocked out for the rest of the night.

CARLOS OLIVEIRA

(this mans last name is so impossible for me to type correctly half the time. curse you second "i")

The type to despise coming home late. He’s exhausted, with his work, his limbs are sore, and he doesn’t get to see you. So when he comes home to a dark house, he’s a little defeated. But hey, he gets to see you - you’d be sleeping, but it’s still you. 

He’s surprisingly stealthy in slipping into bed, so much so you get jumpscared awake by his touch. 

And he’s a cuddly bastard, immediately swinging his arms around you and pulling you back into him as he peppers the back of your ear and neck with soft kisses. He usually keeps you up with a small and whispered conversation, just to check in with you before letting you drift back off into a deep slumber. 

He’ll just nuzzle his face into the back of your neck and when his tight grip loosens just a smidge, you’ll know he’s passed out sleeping - if his snores didn’t alert you to that.

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fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

Chapter 1: Welcome Back

Chris Redfield X Male Reader

Summary: You get a phone call from an old friend about another old friend to an even older friend.

S.T.A.R.S never gave you the best memories. Death pain and destruction. Though it was awful, you met some of your best friends there.

“Making good out of a bad situation.” was what Chris would say. Now here you lay in your bed trying to nap at 37 years old with almost nothing on your plate. It can drive some people crazy to not have anything to do but certainly not you.

You worked for this, everything.

You always felt pure guilt for the others who didn’t make it this far but you couldn’t reminisce on that. Your therapist taught you that. As you begin to doze off you hear an odd ring. A phone?

Your cell phone doesn’t sound like that though. The phone continues ringing as you get around looking for what could be causing the sound. You bend down as you suddenly hear it get louder. You get on the floor as you look under your bed.

Your eyes go wide as you pull out one of your safes. You pull out one with “S.T.A.R.S” in white bold letters and that’s where the ring was most prominent. You think to yourself trying to remember the code. You made it when you were in you’re 20s of course you didn’t fucking remember.

You groan loudly as it continues ringing over and over when it clicks. You put the code in and it unlocks. You rummage through it pulling out your burner from S.T.A.R.S. You swipe answer as Jill Valentine, one of your best friends smiles at you.

“Really, keeping me waiting?” She asks sarcastically. You laugh “This had all my important messages and info. If anyone found this I’d be shot and so would they.” You rolled your eyes with a smile “Good to see you Captain, oh wait that’s right. Now your.. what a…general- No!-Five star-General!”

You nod at her as she smiles brightly at you. “Anyways what makes you call me 5 years later?” You ask rubbing your eyes. Her smile instantly drops to a blank stare. “It’s about Wesker.” Your smile drops to “A little birdie told us you had some ideas about his “fun” plans.” You somehow knew exactly what she meant. “Let me guess, he’s trying to take over the world huh?”

She laughs as she nods. Though your dark stare doesn’t waver not for a second. “We need you’re help taking him down.” She states seriously. “Do you now?” You ask looking at your clock trying to not make eye contact.

Jill and you always were always close you knew she could read your mood. “Mhm, so what’s your answer?” She asks. You say nothing “You’ll be payed a grand amount sir.” You play with your fingers as you quirk an eyebrow. “You know… Chris is still there. I think you’d love to see how much he’s grown and matured don’t you think.”

Fuck she knew just how to get to you. You turn your attention back to her. “What’s the quickest you can get here sir?” She asks getting a pad and pen out. “Depends on the tickets, transportation and delays. Plus I need to rent something.” She nods “can you be here in 2 days?” You think to yourself.

“I’m in Europe Jill this is gonna be a bit, but if I get an early start I could probably be there by nighttime tomorrow.” She smiles writing that down. “How about this, we can get you the tickets, transportation and housing. You just need to get there on time and prepared to get back in the groove, can you handle that?” She laughs in a annoying way. You scoff as you nod.

“Alright sir, Welcome Back.”

Hopefully this is a decent first chapter thanks for the read 🙏 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

YALL NEED TO TELL ME WHEN SOMETHINGS NOT WORKING I HAD ANONYMOUS ASKS DISABLED.

Halloween Kills spoilers:

Me after seeing pretty boy Micheal Kill that flop like he should (btw what are your opinions on the movie peeps)

Guide:

Welcome to my blog. I write for Male and NB reader, ladies I love y’all but I don’t write she/her content. You can still check out my blog though ❤️. Anyways here you can let dark desires flow and have fun! I write smut, headcannons, angst, fluff, fics, ficlets and match-up’s! Don’t be afraid to slide into my inbox anytime for anything. The only boundaries I have are no bodily fluid kinks except spit and cum I guess. (For smut) Content does get dark beware. Their will ALWAYS be a CW! Or TW! For stuff that is needed. Btw some content is way older so be warned 💀

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Albert Wesker, Suggestive: GN reader

Out Of the Depths: Chris Redfield

Various smut: AMAB! Monster Reader

Chris Redfield: Male reader

SubTrans! Micheal Myers: Male Reader

Albert Wesker, Suggestive: GN reader

Sub!Evan Macmillian: Male Reader

The Entity Smut: GN reader

Frank Morrison Fluff: Gn! Reader

Sadako Yammamura fluff: GN Reader

Mikaela Reid: GN reader

Chris Redfield: Male reader

Josiah: Agressively Caring GN s/o

Jeff the killer smut: GN reader

Thomas Hewitt: Micheal Myers: Angst

Sub!Patrick Bateman: GN reader

Sub!Parasoul Smut: GN reader

Sub!Bloodhound smut: GN reader

Sub! Connor: GN reader

The Boys+Gwen: GN! Parently reader

Yandere Vance: Male reader

Vance: Gn! Bimbo Reader

Vance Comfort: GN reader

Vance Fluff, Picnic: GN reader

Lucky Chloe Headcanon NsfwSfw:GN

Sub! Eddie Munson: Gn reader

Billy Hargrove fluff: GN reader

Sub!Billy Hargrove: Male reader

Hange Angst: GN reader

Micheal Afton Fluff: Gn reader

Main 3: Gn s/o who can sing

Stone Ocean Girls: GN possessive reader

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