Is It Halloween Yet?

This is exactly the kind of person i aspire to be

WAIT NO, that’s this timeline? SHIT. Thanks so much, you’ve doomed us all. Did you really think that someone didn’t nudge the soviets on??? Do you have any idea what you have doomed humanity to?

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Gates to the Oasis City by Nadia Hurianova

*bad harmonica sounds*

anyway here’s a clip of the entire Eurovision crowd screaming “pussy!” at the top of their lungs

heads up!

If you're happy and gay clap your hands. 👏 If you're happy and gay clap your hands. 👏 If you're happy and gay -but its based on emotional dependency... If you're happy and gay clap your hands👏