WAIT NO, that’s this timeline? SHIT. Thanks so much, you’ve doomed us all. Did you really think that someone didn’t nudge the soviets on??? Do you have any idea what you have doomed humanity to?
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
This drawing brings me an inordinate amount of joy.
This tweet has changed my life btw
is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me
"We're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn."
Oh, shut up! If you lived during the European Witch Craze, you'd be the one accusing the mentally ill woman down the lane of cavorting with Satan, and we all know it, because it's exactly how you behave now. Fuck off.
entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met
i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species
on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess-
Would anyone like a tour of my house plants?
i was also thinking of setting up an etsy shop because i have wayyy too many baby succulents and cuttings.
RON WEASLEY IN EVERY FILM
↳ Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
🌱By Murava_ceramics🍄
Any pronouns. Capricorn. Not a minor. Chaotic Good// Sapphic with a love of tea, gardens, plants, books, embroidery, and bugs
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