Next Time Someone Says 'man Up', I'm Gonna Reply With 'queer Up'.

Hierodula salomonis, aka, the “Jade Mantis”

WAIT NO, that’s this timeline? SHIT. Thanks so much, you’ve doomed us all. Did you really think that someone didn’t nudge the soviets on??? Do you have any idea what you have doomed humanity to?

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

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If you're happy and gay clap your hands. 👏 If you're happy and gay clap your hands. 👏 If you're happy and gay -but its based on emotional dependency... If you're happy and gay clap your hands👏

I put the cry in cryptid 

I once dreamt that I was at a gathering and I sat down with this girl and talked with her about weird dreams I have. 3 months later I went to a halloween party, saw the same girl, sat down with her by the fire, and talked to her about some of the weird dreams I have.

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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