Zane: What’s your favorite color?
Cole: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Zane: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Cole: Orange, my favorite color is orange.
You know what sucks? The fact that because of the second degree I have no chance of getting a job, so I don't earn money and I don't have a bank account, so I can't donate anything to fundraisers (apart from how PLN is a terribly weak currency…)
Now that I have your attention:
So close...
Wait, what if we were all wrong about it?
I just remembered these have been a trend for quite some time now
What if the Ninjago Live Action movie is gonna be just some random guy adopting the ninja in CGI lego minifig form and going on a road trip together or something?
Ninjago Aroace Tumblr Comments Villain Edition
Dashi: We need a plan to beat them.
Chase: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Dashi:
Guan: Wait, is this why my sandals feel extra slippery?
Chase: Judge me all you want. I get results.
The way they hold each other, I can't 😭
Jermaine: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Omi: Are you calling me short?
Jermaine: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Dashi: What are your goals?
Chase: To pet all the cats.
Dashi: No, training goals.
Chase: To be strong enough to climb every tree.
Dashi: That's good.
Chase: So I can pet all the cats.
Dashi: Chase, no.
Wyldfyre: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Kai: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.